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16-12-2011, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: UK
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The Cheated Marine (harley's dad style)
I enjoy Harley's Dad telling us his stories so i thought I'd share one after his style.
I came across this old story whilst browsing armed forces forums and other well manly stuff that im interested in... because im such a manly man grr.
A marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter, she explained that she had slept with two men whilst he was away on tour and she now wanted to break up with him. She also demanded he send back the pictures of her that he had.
The marine did what any other man would have done. He went around the company and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He mailed back a few dozen pictures of women in varying states of undress with a note attatched-
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
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When life gives you lemons, squirt them in his eye until you get a better gift
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16-12-2011, 04:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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*sniggered* 
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Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do you want?
(Used to be ~sonic~)
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16-12-2011, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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I think Tony has told that before but I still liked reading it.
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16-12-2011, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Oh my bad then.
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16-12-2011, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Derry, Northern Ireland
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I've seen that one loads of times, but I always laugh when I read it :D
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16-12-2011, 08:23 PM
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I threw my pie for you.
Join Date: Mar 2010
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^That, still laughed though.
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Sweetpea
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16-12-2011, 08:27 PM
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90's B*tch
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hyrule
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ive seen it a few times before.
but it is brilliant!
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I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, I'm fine!
Who else is fine?!?!?
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17-12-2011, 06:00 AM
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Never knowing...a helping hand or hell to pay?
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Ha ha that is fantastic.
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'Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.'
['There is only one thing we say to death. Not today'.']
'We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. Oscar Wilde
Its hard to dance with the devil on your back. Sydney Carter
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17-12-2011, 09:17 AM
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E.T.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: New Zealand
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iv never seen it!
Though i do like it, its fantastic. *sends to my dad*
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Doing what you love can be the loneliest time of your life A climbers day starts at the crux, getting out of bed.
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