I didn't know where best to put this, but I just need loads of you to tell me all your happy/funny/positive/nice things about whatever you like. Having a severe loss of the light in the darkness moment.
So everyone please start talking and laughing and being happy
Even as the stone of the fruit must break
that its heart may stand in the sun,
so must you know pain.
There are only two ways in which one can live their life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is.
Bought a tin of chocolates and left them on the sofa, went upstairs to get dressed. Came down to find bunny rabbit in the tin eating chocolates!!! Assorted chocs thrown around, must have been ones he didnt like!!
Looked very cute!
SERENITY is my RYL mum.
SOLO is my RYL auntie.
SEFKA is my RYL daughter.
DAYS GONE BYE is my RYL sister.
JEFFERSON.MERIWETHER is my RYL son.
OLINESS is my RYL son.
I have one, although its more "You've Been Framed" moments.
I use to love skateboarding. My mum decided one day that she wanted to go out on my skateboard, and told me to gather all my friends from the park so they could watch how "cool" she was. She has been practising skateboarding in the communal passage were we lived, and i had decided that she was competent enough to carry it off to do it in public.
On this particular day, she decided to wear a skirt. What we had not taken into consideration was that the communal passage was level, and the street we live on was on a slope. She proceeded to kick off from our front gate and got half way down the street. Then lost her balance because she wasn't use to the speed of going down the slope, fell off the skateboard with her legs and skirt up in the air, and all my friends saw her granny pants!!!!!!! They were great big frilly bloomers.
My friends took the micky outta me for months and months afterwards and nicked named my mum "granny pants".
Someone I know went for a walk and went all the way through a big busy shop before someone pointed out that her skirt was tucked in her knickers. When she told me, rather than being sympathetic and supportive, I laughed and told people. I'm scared karma is going to bite me in the bum, so I am now constantly checking my skirt.
*mega mahoosive cuddle that leaves you all warm and fluffy*
<3
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
Busby, your mum's skateboarding story made me laugh so much! Actually it reminds me of when I was getting on a bus and it was so windy that as I got on and was paying my fair my skirt blew right up, exposing my, erm, pants to the driver. As soon as I get on public transport I seem to lose all ability to act like a normal human being. One time on a train I decided to go into a different carrage, but the doors got stuck and I was trapped between carrages. I banged on the doors frantically, terrified I would fall onto the track, only to be let in by a guy (a rather handsome one) and have the whole train look at me in disgust.
When i was at secondary school, my reason for never getting my work in on time ( in those days it was handwritten) was because my cat urinated on it. None of the teachers believed me. So one day I took my essay in, soiled, and handed it in regardless because I didn't have time to re write it. Little did I know that my cat was in my school bag (she has a fetish about bags and trolleys, I've lost count at the amount of times I have discovered her at the bottom of the trolley in tescos as I was packing shopping) and promptly jumped out and urinated on the teacher!!!! I swear its a true story!!!!!!!! I got sent home ( with cat) and never got above a C in that class again!
I'm glad the stalking cat thing went down so well, have talking cats :) :
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One positive thing today; I cooked tea for a mate and haven't killed him with bad cooking
That is a skill
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*mega mahoosive cuddle that leaves you all warm and fluffy*
<3
That duck is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
'Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.'
['There is only one thing we say to death. Not today'.']
'We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. Oscar Wilde
Its hard to dance with the devil on your back. Sydney Carter
and promptly jumped out and urinated on the teacher!!!! I swear its a true story!!!!!!!! I got sent home ( with cat) and never got above a C in that class again!
Hahahahaaaaa That story made me happy.
Even as the stone of the fruit must break
that its heart may stand in the sun,
so must you know pain.
There are only two ways in which one can live their life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is.
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When she told me, rather than being sympathetic and supportive, I laughed and told people. I'm scared karma is going to bite me in the bum, so I am now constantly checking my skirt.
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That story made me happy.