"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
They do that to my mother too. People I don't know, guys, girls.
" Dude, your mum's hot!"
Eugh. No. She's a self indulgent woman with a mid-life crisis. End of.
I do tend to joke about fancying my friends' mums but uh..it never goes far.
some of my friends fancy my younger brother(he's 17).
one got well excited today cos they thought he added them on facebook but really it was me on his account.i didn't have the heart to tell her.
I roll over and hold on tightly, and whisper "If they want you, they're gonna have to fight me,"
lmao.
my poor friend is constantly being harassed by boys at school who say "steph, your mom is a STONE. COLD. FOX."
i think they do it more to bug her than anything.
well, i have sown untidy furrows 'cross my soul,
but I am still a coward,
content to see my garden grow so sweet & full
of someone else's flowers.
In fact, the males I work with call anyone who's a good looking mum that comes into the shop wait until she leaves and are going on about how they would want a piece of her...You know what makes it worse? My boss encourages them and joins in...
My mums GORGEOUS. She's a milf. I told her that once and she didn't know what one was. I had to tell her. I was so embarassed. She just laughed hahaha.
this is the first day of my life
I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you
But now I don’t care I could go anywhere with you
And I’d probably be happy
Pround Pulmeria Sis :: Feel free to PM me anytime ::Always happy to help!
