There is a children's book called "Go the F**k to Sleep"!
The book is perhaps more appropriately classified as a children’s book for parents. It actually all started as a joke from author Adam Mansbach. He posted a Facebook status while frustratedly trying to get his two-year-old daughter to sleep. "Look out for my forthcoming children's book, 'Go the **** to Sleep.'" The response he got on Facebook was so overwhelmingly positive that he ended up making a real book. The book Go The **** to Sleep was originally slated for an October 2011 release, but word of mouth about the project made it go viral, so it was released early in June instead. The book includes whimsical illustrations from Ricardo Cortés, making it look like a traditional children’s book. The pictures, juxtaposed with the harsh dialogue, make the book an even more ridiculous parody.
Audible.com has the book on audiobook with a voice-over from non other than Samuel L. Jackson:
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Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
Lol behind the times adam, theres already been a thread on this :P
I quite like the book and the concept but I think it couldve been written better.
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There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you.
But there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
I aint no abacus but you can count on me.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
I seem to have a dirty mouth lately. Or keyboard in this case.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
It's not like car jacking, it's basically me forceably impregnating her with my mate Bruce's sperm and maybe my egg as well. But I would have to harvest that first which might not be so fun.
Basically, turkey baster. Simples.
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011