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Joke I was emailed
One day Sally was at home cleaning when there was a knock at the door... she opens up to find Chris, a friend of her husband. Chris said is Barry home? Sally said "No but I'm sure he wont be long, would you like to wait for him?" so Chris goes and sits on the couch.
After 20 minutes Chris said to Sally “You are really pretty, hey I'll give you $100 dollars to see one of your breasts?'' Sally thinks about it and thinks hey its a hundred bucks... so she opens her top and shows him one of her breasts; he throws $100 dollars on the table.
Another 5 minutes pass and Chris said to Sally “I’ll give you another $100 dollars to see both boobs? She thinks about it and opens her top and shows him both of her breasts. He then throws another $100 bucks on the table. Then decides to go home.
Later that evening, Barry comes home and Sally said to him "Your friend Chris was here before"... Barry said "yeah he was calling around to drop off $200 that he owes me".
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