Put milk in the fabric softener part of the washing machine....
SERENITY is my RYL mum.
SOLO is my RYL auntie.
SEFKA is my RYL daughter.
DAYS GONE BYE is my RYL sister.
JEFFERSON.MERIWETHER is my RYL son.
OLINESS is my RYL son.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second
Join Date: Dec 2010
i do things like that on an hourly basis when im sober...when im drunk i do it so many times its unbelievable :P too many to list
of course there was that time i put the milk in the dishwasher and my bowl of cereal in the fridge and walked upstairswithout any breakfast...then realised i needed breakfast :L
um when i was in hospital i was up for two days before finally falling asleep awoke for meds therecompletely out of it i demanded we need to get a catflap from focus o.O i got really wound up forand i didn't need a catflap at all at home so what the hell!?
Also having an argument with the tv oh and falling in a river o.O no doubt i can think of more
“There is no sun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night.”
Last year, when I had a couple of jobs and working every day, I'd often end up cycling round round the countryside, half asleep, trying to remember which job I was supposed to be going to.
Once while drunk I told my friend Ffion that actually, no, her name was not Ffion - she was just pretending :D In that same night I refused point blank to believe that I was sat in a garden when I was in fact pulling out the grass from the lawn (O.o) and repeatedly asked my friends why it was dark. When they replied 'because it's night time, Kate' I said 'but why is it night time??' All this coming from an A* physics student...I should know why it's dark :P
One morning I went outside to smoke, put a filter in my mouth and tried to light it before I realised I needed to roll one...
Another time I had only had three hours sleep after a long night of essay writing, went into uni to hand it in and then bought a chocolate flapjack from the shop. I remember concentrating very hard on the task of putting the wrapper in the bin and not my half eaten flapjack... but alas, all in vain.
My boyfriend also sometimes talks, not in his sleep but when he's just on the verge of falling asleep. He'll think he's been talking to me when really most of its just been his own thoughts, so I get the conclusion of our 'talk': "We could just go to the homebase carpark and drive around in circles"
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I woke up after a night out once and couldn't find my contact lens pot or the bracelets I'd been wearing anywhere. I found them later...the contact lens pot was inside my pen pot and the bracelets were wrapped around my pens. At least I must have known I should take them off before sleeping...!
I remember once i had just finished making a cup of tea and instead of putting the milk in the fridge i put it in the cupborad and i went to put the kettle in the fridge!
I woke up and realised we had room inspections that day so I got up, still half a sleep, and attempted to hide my lamp. (We can't have our own lamps in uni rooms for some reason..:S) ANYWAY.
Half asleep I had the genius idea of hiding the lamp with a towel. That covered half of it.
...The back half of it. The front was still visible... :/ ahaha.
DILLIGAF
"it’s when you’re acting selflessly, that you are at your bravest"
- Four.
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Once, when I was in bed and half asleep, mother came in to kiss me goodnight (I was like 13/14) and I just go "Fu*k off Henry, don't do that!" Henry was my best friend at the time. FML.
The world is just illusion always trying to change me.
You will find wonder wherever you can, and spread joy whenever you are able.
I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, divide within me. - Frankenstein.
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too many to list
