Damn, wish I thought of that.
So much better than my "Battled with a rabid cat" excuse.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
I find that no one believes me even when I tell the truth. I have a bottle of pills and someone wanted some painkillers, so I have them some from my bottle and they asked why I had so many. I told them it was just in case I ever just couldn't do it anymore and that I need the security that they bring knowing I can end it at any time. They laughed. I wasn't joking.
Anyway, sorry for that downer to a light hearted thread. I'll post something happier now. I tell people that Charlie bit me.
Last edited by sherlock holmes : 27-09-2010 at 10:20 PM.
Reason: removing number of pills
I usually say I fell into a barbed wire fence..I'm klutzy so they believe me
either that or "well....uh...some bondage play that went horridly wrong.."
usually shuts them up XD
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"Oh, it was nothing..Voldemort tried to kill me as a baby."
You can add "Multiple times" on the end of that sentence for numerous scars ;D
Good idea. No one has asked me about the scars now they're healed, but when they were new, I was asked a few times and I either didn't answer or blamed it on my cats:
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Originally Posted by Feel_Good_inc.
Damn, wish I thought of that.
So much better than my "Battled with a rabid cat" excuse.
(must have been an obvious lie, but people obviously found it easier to accept than to ask if my ''cat'' was actually a lion)
PS Choley: I like Russell Howard too: hes strangely cute and funny and has a sensitive view on the world. A great combination.
I am very opinionated. I don't care if you're my mate, and i don't care how many problems you have. I will be blunt. (E)(A)
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No one has asked me about the scars now they're healed, but when they were new, I was asked a few times and I either didn't answer or blamed it on my cats: 
