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Old 21-08-2007, 09:01 PM   #1
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Adult - Haha.

Was sent this a wee while ago and couldn't help but laugh.

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Old 21-08-2007, 09:05 PM   #2
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Jumping doesn't help? :|
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Old 21-08-2007, 09:05 PM   #3
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Reading that was amusing.




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Old 21-08-2007, 09:06 PM   #4
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Dammit Shona - maybe I shoulda done that!

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I mean, seriously, wasn't it you that posted that thing about the pregnant woman making her husband use a condom because she didn't want twins?




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Old 21-08-2007, 09:08 PM   #5
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Old 21-08-2007, 09:12 PM   #6
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I mean, seriously, wasn't it you that posted that thing about the pregnant woman making her husband use a condom because she didn't want twins?
Don't be silly, the husband continued to use protection because, though she was already pregnant with one baby, he didn't want to conceive another baby whilst she was pregnant and so have twins. Men taking their responsibility over contraception a bit too far.

Should always follow my advice Chelsea ;)



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Old 21-08-2007, 09:15 PM   #7
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This is great, I now have an excuse to jump on the bed ^_^




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Old 21-08-2007, 10:24 PM   #8
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Old 21-08-2007, 10:26 PM   #9
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what do you think your parents would say if you seriously said 'but i didnt want to get pregnant...'
'you're having sex?'
'not right this moment...i'm talking to you now'
'but you've slept with x?'
'erm no....but i heard jumping up and down helped to prevent pregnancy, i thought i'd do a lot now so i don't get pregnant for years yet'
'honey, you're only 8...'

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Old 21-08-2007, 10:46 PM   #10
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^^^^ RAOTFLMAO

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Old 21-08-2007, 10:57 PM   #11
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Seriously!!!!! That's so bad!



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Old 21-08-2007, 11:02 PM   #12
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Riiiiiiiiiiiight.



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Old 22-08-2007, 01:03 AM   #13
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<< we all know what this smiley thinks then!



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You gotta hope more,
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Old 22-08-2007, 01:07 AM   #14
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So 1 in 3 british women are idiots




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Old 22-08-2007, 01:13 AM   #15
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so if you sleep with 3 british women the likely hood is that after you leave one of them will think...oooo i better jump on the bed now to stop getting pregnant :/ thats so bad lol.xx




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Old 22-08-2007, 05:15 AM   #16
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This makes me ashamed to be British. *Cringes*

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Old 22-08-2007, 12:59 PM   #17
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Where is the logic in that, really?!





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Old 22-08-2007, 01:04 PM   #18
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I only read the first paragraph.

That's enough for me to read. :P

But what a load of bollocks! Lmao! That's given Brits a bad name!





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Old 22-08-2007, 01:46 PM   #19
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that amused me!! i wondered why i used to hear my flatmate jumpig around in the middle of the night - hehe



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Old 22-08-2007, 01:51 PM   #20
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