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Eric ,nom nom 6 16.22%
Edward ,woo hoo 7 18.92%
Who are these nobodies? 24 64.86%
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Old 20-07-2010, 11:28 PM   #1
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I wonder

Which poor unearthly creature do you desire?



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Old 20-07-2010, 11:35 PM   #2
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I desire to shoot them both.

Vampires shouldn't sparkle

they should be monsters.



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Old 20-07-2010, 11:37 PM   #3
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hello Eric is a monster .Hes cruel and tortures people.



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Old 20-07-2010, 11:39 PM   #4
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still a bit whiney.



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Old 20-07-2010, 11:39 PM   #5
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Until this week the one thing I knew about the Twlight saga was that it had vampires in it, which was enough to put me off. I didn't realise it was a romantic fantasy aimed at teenage girls. Turns out it's possible to be put off something twice before you've actually seen it.
The central theme, apparently, is abstinence; the heroine, Bella, is contemplating whether she wants to lose her virginity to a vampire or a werewolf. She's not allowed to try them both out, or get to second base with one and third with the other. And she's certainly not allowed to take them both on at once, although that would clearly make for a far better film. Whichever one she picks is the one she's stuck with for ever. In some quarters the films and books are lauded for their wholesome message, which is weird considering Bella is essentially deciding whether she'd rather shag a bat or a wolf. She's got zero interest in honest-to-goodness human-on-human action. No. It's magic farmyard creatures or nothing for her. Oh, and apparently she chooses the bat in the end, which is the worst possible choice, because being a vampire, he's not just any old bat, but one that's hundreds of years old and isn't even properly alive. If the final film doesn't culminate in a 28-minute shot of her lying spread-eagled on the marital bed tearfully rubbing the leathery, disintegrating corpse of a 200-year-old bat against her marital sector, the entire saga has been a cop-out and a lie.





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Old 20-07-2010, 11:41 PM   #6
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All I asked was who u would rather ?(runs and weeps)



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Old 20-07-2010, 11:42 PM   #7
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and I picked the third option and gave my opinion.



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Old 21-07-2010, 12:01 AM   #8
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Was commenting on aboves yet another berating of Twilight.



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Old 21-07-2010, 12:07 AM   #9
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you can't bring up vampires and not have twilight brought into the mix.



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Old 21-07-2010, 12:10 AM   #10
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Team Eric! Twilight blows.





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Old 21-07-2010, 12:15 AM   #11
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A simple sexual preference does not require an already hackneyed and much acknowlegded reasoning of Twilights bad points.
Two 'men' and who would you shag ,lets get back to basics.



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Old 21-07-2010, 07:41 AM   #12
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Who are those nobodies?






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Old 21-07-2010, 05:38 PM   #13
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F*ck Team Edward, f*ck Team Jacob, f*ck Team Eric.

I'm in Team Belmont.

And I really hope somebody gets that reference.

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Old 21-07-2010, 05:44 PM   #14
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hello Eric is a monster .Hes cruel and tortures people.
Also (and I do apologise for the double post), I think you're confusing "monster" with "********." Eric is not a monster. The defining quality of any monster should be a lack of humanity - cruelty is very human.

Dracula on the other hand, was a monster. Sure, he looked human (though a bit... off), but there was something otherworldly about him (GENIUNELY otherwordly, not just pretty and sparkly). Plus, unlike Twilight's pathetic little pixies, he actually drank human blood, which is something that even cruel humans (usually) don't do.

So I gotta agree with Adam on this one:

TWILIGHT VAMPIRES ARE NOT VAMPIRES.

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Old 21-07-2010, 11:43 PM   #15
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Eric drinks human blood .



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Old 21-07-2010, 11:52 PM   #16
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What about Jacob, Taylor Lautner? There's a reason he takes his shirt off so much...

Poor guy, he always gets hired to act in awful films.

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Old 22-07-2010, 12:36 AM   #17
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I voted for Eric, because although he doesn't really do it for me he at least resembles a vampire.
Plus he does look a teensy bit good topless :P






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Old 22-07-2010, 12:55 AM   #18
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What about Jacob, Taylor Lautner? There's a reason he takes his shirt off so much...

Poor guy, he always gets hired to act in awful films.
Because he's a talentless actor who looks good topless. Just like most people in Hollywood.

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Old 22-07-2010, 02:13 AM   #19
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Because he's a talentless actor who looks good topless. Just like most people in Hollywood.
Uhmmmm, why do you think we pay them to be in movies huh? Looking good topless is a talent.

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Old 22-07-2010, 12:27 PM   #20
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Edward!



See I cannot feel this, not matter how you try and in the real world, there's no goodbyes.

Stare at the hands, you know you want to ;).

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