200: My middle name is: Nonexistent.
199: I was born in: My parents' basement
198: I am really: In need of a haircut
197: My cell phone company is: I don't have a telephone. It would ring and piss me off.
196: My eye color is: A nice blue.
195: My shoe size is: US 13
194: My ring size is: I don't know.
193: My height is: A few inches over six feet.
192: I am allergic to: Metals
191: My 1st car was: I've never had a car. I have problems with blackouts. No license for me.
190: My 1st job was: The Army, but not by choice.
189: Last book you read: The Caveman's Valentine.
188: My bed is: My haven.
187: My pet: Is a rescue. Her name is Bernadette.
186: My best friend: Is named Raven.
185: My favorite shampoo is: I never had one until they came up with the stuff you could use as soap and shampoo both. Useful.
184: AIM name: Don't have.
183: Piggy Banks are: Never out of style. There's never been a time in my life I couldn't find one in a shop if I wanted to get one.
182: In my pockets: A gum wrapper, a d10 die, two AAA batteries, 47 cents, a pop can tab, an alabaster scarab that's my good luck charm- ha ha, and something moving? Oh, this!
181: On my calendar: Nothing. I never write stuff down.
180: Marriage is: Something I'll never try again.
179: Sponge Bob can: Meh. That show is an over achievement in stupidity.
178: My mom: Shouldn't have been a parent.
177: The last three cd's I bought were: The Best of the Spinners, Blues Classics, and Magic Time by Van Morrison.
176: Last YouTube video watched: Some storm footage of Western Nebraska. Not that far from where I live.
175: How many cousins do you have? I don't have a clue. I don't know any of my family at all.
174: Do you have any siblings: Not that I'm aware of.
173: Are your parents divorced: They're dead.
172: Are you taller than your mom? Yeah, she wasn't too tall.
171: Do you play an instrument? Trumpet, guitar, and harmonica. None well.
170: What did you do yesterday: I watched some of the World Cup and I made some stew with Raven's help.
I Believe In:
169: Love at first sight: Feh. I think biology does that myth in, don't you? Then again, where would Aurora and Philip be without it?
168: Luck: Somewhat. We're all lucky to be here given the odds against us, right?
167: Fate: Not really. I think after a point you have to step up and take responsibility for the course of your own life instead of leaving it up to the stars.
166: Yourself: Not too often. Sometimes I have a really good day though.
165: Aliens: Even if all life is carbon based, the odds against the existence of other beings is astronomical. Given the basics of adaptation, it's the closest thing to impossible for there not to be.
That said, I don't know if they fly around here or not.
164: Heaven: Let's stick with heavens. I can see stars and planets. I'm not too good at blind faith anymore.
163: Hell: No.
162: God: No. Not that I have any better explanation of the beginning of the universe than that. I just get stuck on the part of who made the gods.
161: Horoscopes: Nah. I tried using those to determine my birth date. I was told a good astrologer could, but that's a lot of money for something I wouldn't celebrate anyway.
160: Soul mates: Maybe that. Maybe...
159: Ghosts: Sure. It's not too far fetched to think that our souls don't always dissipate.
158: Gay Marriage: Why not? Do what makes you happy.
157: War: It would be nice if we could have athletic competitions instead.
156: Orbs: Eh?
155: Magic: It would be neat, but terrifying if people could throw around fireballs and such.
Which is Better
154: Hugs or Kisses: I like hugs
153: Drunk or High: hehehe... Drunk these days.
152: Phone or Online: Online. I hate telephones. I don't like anything that makes noise if I'm not the cause of it.
151: Red heads or Black haired: Red heads! Though my own hair is black.
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Raven is a blond. I don't feel anything for her other than friendship though, and occasionally pity for her horrendously poor personal decisions.
149: Hot or cold: Cold. I've had enough of being too hot to last me a lifetime.
148: Summer or winter: Winter out here is a bitch, but then, so's summer. At least if the power goes out in the summer though, there's no chance of freezing to death. So, summer it is.
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn for sure. The world seems much cleaner then.
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
145: Night or Day: Day.
144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges.
143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight
142: McDonalds or Burger King: I don't eat out much.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk chocolate.
140: Mac or PC: PC. At least, that's what I'm using now.
139: Flip flops or high heels: For me, neither. On someone else, I have no opinion because they're not my feet.
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor: Well I'm already ugly and it's not physically painful, so yeah a little wealth to go with it would be nice.
136: Hillary or Obama: Hmm... I rather liked Hilliary because I liked it when Bill was in office. It would have meant the same thing. I would've liked that.
135: Buried or cremated: Buried.
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing, though I don't do it well at all.
133: Coach or Chanel: Huh?
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Don't know either of these.
131: Small town or Big city: Small town.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Neither. I don't like those kinds of movies.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Hahaha. Neither. I'm not that kind of person.
127: East Coast or West Coast: Midwest is fine.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Don't celebrate either.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers are nice.
124: Disney or Six Flags: Never been.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: I just hate the Yankees. I don't know why. Any team over the Yankees is fine with me.
Here's What I Think About
122: War: Waste of people
121: George Bush: Waste of skin
120: Gay Marriage: It shouldn't be an issue, it should be a right.
119: The presidential election: Gets goofier every time.
118: Abortion: Not my place to say.
117: MySpace: I don't have profiles anywhere but here.
116: Reality TV: Waste of time.
115: Parents: Mine were terrible.
114: Back stabbers: If you keep your back covered it's not a worry.
113: Ebay: Never actually bought or sold anything there.
112: Sex: Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
111: Work: Not as cool as video games or jammin' but pretty good for making money.
110: My Neighbors: I have some good neighbors even if my neighborhood is pretty crappy.
109: Gas Prices: Stop paying for it.
108: Designer Clothes: Not my thing.
107: College: Would have been nice.
106: Sports: I like tennis, soccer, boxing, and football.
105: My family: It's just me.
104: The future: Isn't here yet, worry about now.
Last time I
103: Hugged someone: Raven just a few minutes ago.
102: Last time you ate: I am not really sure, I think I ate last night.
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: One of the people that patronizes where I work took a trip across Europe. He stopped in to see me a few days back.
100: Cried in front of someone: In the middle of a session. That's been a long time ago though. Years.
99: Went to a movie theater: The last movie I saw was 'How to Train Your Dragon'.
98: Took a vacation: I've never taken a vacation.
97: Swam in a pool: I don't swim. I can if I have to, but I wasn't born with gills you know.
96: Changed a diaper: It's been about twenty years.
95: Got my nails done: Ahaha! Not my style.
94: Went to a wedding: Twenty-two years
93: Broke a bone: Two years ago.
92: Got a piercing: Ten years ago.
91: Broke the law: I've never broken the law.
90: Texted: I don't have a phone at all.
MISC
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Raven or maybe Dino.
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Ah, when I left home, I missed nothing about it even though I was terrified at the time.
87: The last movie I saw: The Caveman's Valentine. I had to once I'd read the book. I liked the moth seraphs.
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: The Fifth of July.
85: The thing I'm not looking forward to: The Fourth of July
84: People call me: Sat.
83: The most difficult thing to do is: Face reality on a daily basis.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Never. I cannot drive.
81: My zodiac sign is: I have no idea. I chose March 26 as my birthday because at the point I chose it, it was the very start of my real life, not all that had come before. I chose a day close to the start of Spring to represent the beginning of everything that was me.
I think however, that I am not an Aries.
80: The first person I talked to today was: Julio at the coffee shop.
79: First time you had a crush: I've never really had a crush on anyone.
78: The one person who I can't hide things from: Doc. He sees right through me.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Julio, we were talking about soccer. I was ready to opine about the coming misfortunes of North Korea in their match against Brazil, but he said it first.
76: Right now I am talking to: No one.
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Build a factory that makes origami ants.
74: I have/will get a job: Yeah, I don't work much, I have some limitations, but I stock shelves and stuff at a store.
73: Tomorrow: The gypsies don't have a word in their language for tomorrow. They only live in the present.
72: Today: Today I frittered away most of my time watching soccer and playing Plants vs Zombies. Raven got me hooked to that.
71: Next Summer: Is a whole year away. I can't even imagine it.
70: Next Weekend: I'm going to a barbecue thrown collectively by the people in my apartment. Always assuming we don't get more rain.
69: I have these pets: Bernadette! She's a beautiful little cat I rescued from a drainage pipe.
68: The worst sound in the world: Anything loud or unexpected.
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: No one makes me cry anymore.
66: People that make you happy: All the people around me and all the people I talk to on here.
65: Last time I cried: It was a while ago.
64: My friends are: For the most part a bunch of shifty, sleazy, lawbreaking hooligans, and I love them all dearly.
63: My computer is: I don't have a computer. I borrow this one from Raven.
62: My School: I don't have a school. I never even went to school formally.
61: My Car: I don't have a car.
60: I lose all respect for people who: Treat others poorly.
59: The movie I cried at was: I have never cried at a movie.
58: Your hair color is: Black
57: TV shows you watch: Anything that catches my eye pretty much. I don't watch any shows religiously.
56: Favorite web site: icanhascheezburger
55: Your dream vacation: Is just that. A dream.
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Right after I started seeing my psychologist. I didn't know until then how terrible my life had been. Physical pain is nothing.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well done. I don't need it mooing when I stick it with a knife.
52: My room is: Pretty plain. I don't have any decorations or pictures. I don't see them when I'm sleeping anyway.
51: My favorite celebrity is: Meh. I don't really have one.
50: Where would you like to be: Right here is fine. I'm finally happy.
49: Do you want children: I have a child I haven't seen in more than fifteen years.
48: Ever been in love: Well
I was.
47: Who's your best friend: Raven or Dino
46: More guy friends or girl friends: It's a balance.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Bernadette. She's always there.
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My daughter.
43: Do you have a 5 year plan?: I don't usually have a five minute plan. I keep it simple.
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: No, it would just sit on my mind until I was driven crazy by having a list of things I couldn't accomplish.
41: Have you pre-named your children: We thought up names together, but only after we found out we were going to have a baby.
40: Last person I got mad at: Doc.
39: I would like to move to: Nowhere but here. I like where I am.
38: I wish I was a professional: Tennis player. That would be neat.
My Favourite:
37: Candy: Twix
36: Vehicle: I don't mind looking at vintage muscle cars.
35: President: Abraham Lincoln.
34: State visited: Wyoming
33: Cell Phone Provider: No opinion
32: Athlete: Rafael Nadal or Archie Moore.
31: Actor: Dunno.
30: Actress: Again, I don't really have favorite celebrities.
29: Singer: Aretha Franklin
28: Band: Booker T. and the MG's.
27: Clothing Store: I usually get my stuff from Goodwill.
26: Grocery Store: The one by my house. It's not too far.
25: TV show: Just whatever catches my fancy.
24: Movie: I don't really have a favorite. I watch a movie once or twice and I'm done with it. There's no point in wasting more time than that on it.
23: Website: icanhascheezburger
22: Animal: Bernadette.
21: Theme Park: I don't have one.
20: Holiday: I like Thanksgiving for a lot of reasons.
19: Sport to watch: Tennis.
18: Sport to play: I'm not actually good at any sports.
17: Magazine: I don't read many magazines.
16: Book: Like with movies, I don't read a book more than once or twice. I've gotten all I'm going to get out of it by then and it's time to move on.
15: Day of the week: What?
14: Beach: I don't like beaches.
13: Concert Attended: I got to see the Monterey Blues Festival once.
12: Thing to cook: I'm okay at stew and stuff.
11: Food: There's not much food I don't favor.
10: Restaurant: I don't eat out much.
9: Radio Station: There aren't any good stations out here and I'm too poor for satellite radio.
8: Yankee Candle scent: What?
7: Perfume: Most perfumes and colognes give me a headache.
6: Flower: Lilac
5: Color: Uh... Blue maybe?
4: Talk Show host: Craig Ferguson.
3: Comedian: Same
2: Dog Breed: Bloodhound.
1: Are you ready for this survey to be over? Some of the questions were odd.
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