Funny things that happend at your job (place of work)
so considering i now work in retail (actully as of last night) i already have met some intresting people, seen interesting stuff sold, and some funny stories to say the least. so share your funny jpb stories working retail working fast food any job.
Sherlock: Oh, please. Killing me. That's so two years ago.
when i worked in a call cnetre i had a drunk guy ring up who started of talking about his question and then ended up just chatting to me for over an hour about a load of repetitive rubbish....the rules of the call centre were that you couldnt hang up until the caller had hung up so i had to sit and listen ad reply while my manager was getting so annoyed and eneded up yelling at me which resulted in this man swearing about her and giving of to her hehe
i have a ton of stories one of them worth speeking about in public
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!"
Thomas Parke D’Invilliers
I worked at house of fraser for a couple years in menswear. Luckily i wasnt in that day but apparently I guy went to try a shirt on, was a while in the changing room, went to buy the shirt n jus helled the tag out to the assistant. She said shed fold it and bag it for him but he was just liek "oh its fine dont worry" n so on but she said its ok she doesnt mind doing it, he freaked, dropped it on the counter and ran out....I feel so sorry for whoever had the strength to open up the shirt to see why he got so freaked...sticky...whiteish....yes....I am glad to say the shirt was thrown away.
"I walked home alone that night. I didn't care how she got home, it was weird. I mean, I *liked* her, I liked her A LOT...but out there on the field, it was just different then. That was the last time I saw her. I mean, most people don't taste that kind of love- at least I tasted it once, right?"
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen
Is a chocolate muffin loving glitter ball
They were doing reno's at work to put a new part of the counter in and they were working on the wall which had a water pipe in it. The workers hit it and water sprayed everywhere, what was worse, I got sprayed serving customers. I went home sopping wet and shivering that day as i had to walk home.
There are lots and lots of others.
Like the time one of my managers went to sit down on a bread trolley but it fell out beneath him before he sat down.
Oh and i literally fell out a window, luckily it was only ground level but yeah pretty embarrassing.
At boy scout camp we (my program area) moved a canoe into the rafters of the dinning hall with a full set of paddles and PFDs
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!"
Thomas Parke D’Invilliers
