Adult - LOL! Wow... Anyone else experience this???

KittenEyes · 24-08-2009, 12:49 AM

So, I just had a guy friend over, we hung out for a bit and watched some of The Descent, then it got physical, and we went to my room... And 20 seconds later he was finished. Like... 20 SECONDS. I think that's a new record!!!!! He gave me a verbal I Owe You.

Anyway... Have any of you had an experience similar to this?? I was like... Wow. Damn.... Good for you! And he hit himself with his *man fluid* in his eye, to top it off. SO funny! Oh man... made my day.... !!!

Any thoughts????

x-dying-inside-x · 24-08-2009, 01:25 AM

I know my other half finished in like a minute the other day lol.
oh bless him.

Killgreedy · 24-08-2009, 03:24 AM

As a man, it's never happened to me, but sometimes I wish it could!!!

Are you... that good? haha

I.Heart.And · 24-08-2009, 10:01 AM

I can't really believe you posted this =/

effervescence · 24-08-2009, 10:06 AM

lol, in the eye, how shameful.
and yes.
maybe not 20 seconds but quick enough.

Raven · 24-08-2009, 10:41 AM

never experienced it that quick! id be a bit peeved if that happened!

MISS BEHAVIN · 24-08-2009, 10:51 AM

When kerry's in the mood I don't even have to take her clothes off I can do it with my fingers - just the slightest touch can bring her off - saves me having to get carpet burns again !!!!! teehee

xxx

The War Doctor · 24-08-2009, 11:05 AM

In the EYE? His OWN eye? How the hell did he manage that?

Breifly_Tragic </3 · 24-08-2009, 01:27 PM

Thats the quickest i've heard it to happen.
Gutted about the eye thing too :/

De Stijl · 24-08-2009, 01:35 PM

That's called elevator sex.

Autumns Grey Solace · 24-08-2009, 09:07 PM

Well could be worse. Not sure how though

StoneTeller · 24-08-2009, 09:22 PM

That sure gives a new definition to "Quickie"...

But that must have been hilarious... He might have not satisfied you, but must have made you laugh... =P

I.Heart.And · 24-08-2009, 09:24 PM

20 seconds. Not 30?
Were you timing it?

KittenEyes · 24-08-2009, 10:19 PM

Hahahaha, yeah it was between 15 and 20. I wasn't counting, there was no time to count! :P

Yeah his poor eye... Well now at least he knows what it's like! And yes, the amusement factor made up for the lack of.. The whole event. Hah.

Merc · 24-08-2009, 10:41 PM

maybe another reason to use a condom??? :P

I.Heart.And · 24-08-2009, 10:50 PM

You should have said:

"wow, blink and you'd miss that...*looks at his money shot eyeball*... bet you wish you'd blinked!!"

Margo · 26-08-2009, 05:53 PM

poor guy. I bet he's totally mortified

consequential · 02-09-2009, 11:46 PM

I love your openness .I love talking about sex!!
I met this guy ,was kissing him few times .He was very ,very good looking .There was serious chemistry there.I decided to sleep with him.
As soon as he entered me ,he came .NO LIE. And he didnt care !!! I couldnt believe it .I will never forget it .It was 2 seconds at the most.
He ignores me now ,COMPLETLY .hahahahahaha

PearlsNY88 · 03-09-2009, 02:05 AM

Omg! Totally happened to me years ago. My ex and I were gettin to it.. me goin down below if ya know what i mean (he has a digital watch) and 23 seconds later..... yeah god a good taste of that haha. Bravo for posting this hun , good laughs. *hugs*

I.Heart.And · 03-09-2009, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romperfry

maybe another reason to use a condom???

That's a point.