I swear, the crapness of women's bodily functions is proof that $deity is male.
I missed six periods in a row, had one Awful Nasty Period From Hell and now appear to have missed the next one. It was, according to when the last one started anyway, due at the beginning of April-which is now rather long gone.
Doesn't stop the PMS, though, mind. Near ****ing constant. Yelling at nothing at all, crying at the drop of a hat. I didn't even realise that this is what it was till earlier today when I noticed the breast tenderness and the bloating, so apologies to all the people who had to put up with me crying all over them in IM the other night for no good reason. At least now we know why!
And about this here breast tenderness and bloating, Body. I'm supposed to be getting laid at some point in the very near future, you know. DO NOT NEED.
[sigh] So it's back off to the doctor's with me, I suppose. Again. And they won't listen, because I think my GP just thinks I'm neurotic and hypochondriac. Which I possibly am, but that's Not The Point. I'm neurotic and hypochondriac with a screwy menstrual cycle and a falling-apart body, dammit.
I dont know lady parts too well but that aint right!!!!
Erm i was gonna write a whole loada stuff but best leave it to the ladeez!
Hope you get it sorted!!!!
Take care
Matthew xxx
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT OH GOD
*Covers eyes and ears*
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
i hear you, my dear.
i was woken up yesterday morning cause my period pain was so bad
then couldnt sleep last night cause it was so bad, and nothing i did helped. i just had to wait it out.
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My body decided that whilst stranded in Glamorgan (not a real place) in Wales, it would be a good idea to have a period. I don't get periods, unless, it would seem, it's the *most* inconvenient place to have one.
I feel crap now.
Thank you for letting me stay here
Thank you for taking me in
Those heating pads you can stick to your underwear help ease cramps a little. Mine aren't as bad since I went on the Pill and had a D&C done. It used to be debilitating the pain was so bad and the bleeding so heavy. Have you been checked for endometriosis or fibroids? I'm glad the Pill is working so far.
hehe Rhi, i hear you on "the most inconvenient" part.... mine aren't on any specific schedule, but they always seem to be at the worst if i ever have to take a trip by plane!!
I have a similar problem, think my last period was two months ago...who know's when my next will be. Like other's have said, the pill is the best way to sort it. I came off the pill because i'd been on it for 5 years and wanted to see if my body could work on it's own, but coming off it made me go almost a year without a period.
have you had any kind of diagnostic works done? look into PCOS (your symptoms sound exactly like mine) and for those moaning about period pain... try having a period with endometriosis and a low pain threshold....
mand x
Last edited by Mandimoo : 06-06-2007 at 01:40 AM.
Reason: because i can't spell!
Mand, South Wales, Full-time working, single mother to 2 scarily independent girls.
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