Hey, just wanted to post some of my favorite one-liners and things off t-shirts and see if anyone else has some good ones! Sorry if they seem kind of offensive; I'm not trying to poke fun at anyone or anything fyi. so yep:
* light a man on fire, warm him for a day. light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
* 668: neighbor of the beast
* 665: a lesser evil
* I found Jesus! He's over here!
* Friends are God's way of making up for family
* I want to leave this world the way I came in....screaming and covered in someone else's blood
* I'm going to start thinking positively. But I don't think it will work (haha!)
* Procrastinators of the world, unite! How does tomorrow work for you?
* We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
* If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one enjoys it?
hehehe if you've guys got any other good one liners or other short and funny things please add.
- Judge someone not by how they treat their equals but by how they treat their inferiors. -
- Light a man a fire, warm him for a day. Light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life. -
Warum schreist du nicht? Warum verschenkst du dich? Warum qualst du dich? Wenn der Regnet fellt weist du es.
* light a man on fire, warm him for a day. light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
I think you mean, give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. light a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life .
But yeah, those are funny.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
"People have abused you lots in the past? Why do you then abuse yourself more?" - Quote
Sometimes I feel like I'm alone, Sometimes I feel like I'm not that strong, Sometimes I feel nothing at all, Sometimes I feel vulnerable, Sometimes I feel a little fragile
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
good, i'm glad to see you guy's liked them ^^ they really lighten my mood. and yeah, I saw your guy's siggies, cracked me up =) especially the milkshake and anniversay ones.
what do platypi have to go with god? i'm so confused XP
and I meant:
light a man a fire, warm him for a day. light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
sorry, that makes more sense now.
- Judge someone not by how they treat their equals but by how they treat their inferiors. -
- Light a man a fire, warm him for a day. Light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life. -
Warum schreist du nicht? Warum verschenkst du dich? Warum qualst du dich? Wenn der Regnet fellt weist du es.
if you've guys got any other good one liners or other short and funny things please add.
