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05-08-2009, 09:05 AM
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dizzy dyke
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: E.Sussex
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Joke
A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself."
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I want to kiss the bottom of the ocean before I burst through its surface into the sunlight, otherwise I will always be wondering about what was left unseen at the bottom
i'm tired of chasing my dreams.
i'm just gonna ask where they're going,
and hook up with them later.
Previously Kelpie
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05-08-2009, 10:28 AM
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Man ist, was man isst
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Gallifrey
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Hahaha, I love it.
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05-08-2009, 11:33 AM
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#3
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Englandshire
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Very approriate :P
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05-08-2009, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Brilliant =]
P.S May I steal this to put on Facebook?
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05-08-2009, 11:46 AM
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Fight for another day
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Haha :)
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"Recovery is something that you have to work
on every single day and it's
something that doesn't
get a day off."
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05-08-2009, 11:49 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: U.K.
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ha ha great joke, thanks for making me smile
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Zelo zelatus sum pro Domino Deo exercituum.
Ying tong iddle ai po!
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05-08-2009, 11:53 AM
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Connie...
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: U.K.
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Haha. Love it. =)
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05-08-2009, 12:37 PM
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be positive
Join Date: Apr 2006
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i have heard that one but its still funny hhee
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05-08-2009, 01:10 PM
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Control is an illusion
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Scotland
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hahahaha love it :D
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05-08-2009, 01:15 PM
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dizzy dyke
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: E.Sussex
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Sure pinch it :)
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I want to kiss the bottom of the ocean before I burst through its surface into the sunlight, otherwise I will always be wondering about what was left unseen at the bottom
i'm tired of chasing my dreams.
i'm just gonna ask where they're going,
and hook up with them later.
Previously Kelpie
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05-08-2009, 01:19 PM
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Why?
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Belfast
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I'm so slow. It took me a minute to get it. I'm sat thinking, why would the pig be coughing.....
It's one of those days 
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