A man met this gorgeous young woman in a bar and started chatting her up. They clicked immediately and, later, he found himself back at her place and then, after coffee and brandy, in her bedroom. To his astonishment the whole of one wall was covered with shelves of teddy bears - small ones at the bottom, bigger ones in the middle and enormous ones at the very top.
Presently they started ripping each others clothes off and then followed hours of passionate love. Eventually, exhausted, the man turned to the girl and, still in the afterglow of sex, said "well, how did I do? how was it for you?"
"Fine" she said, "you can collect your prize from the bottom shelf!"
Tony - this has absolutely nothing to do Harley Bear!
"People have abused you lots in the past? Why do you then abuse yourself more?" - Quote
Sometimes I feel like I'm alone, Sometimes I feel like I'm not that strong, Sometimes I feel nothing at all, Sometimes I feel vulnerable, Sometimes I feel a little fragile
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen
Is a chocolate muffin loving glitter ball
