Adult - The Rainbow Room

[The Hierophant]

.....

That text, "I'm still in bed" at half nine this morning when I was at work.
I swear I almost cried.

Zoe is still at work though, hahahaha.

You realise I'm gonna get you back for that.

[Voldemort]

Holly ignored me saying I rent her girlfriend. Whatevs bruv.

[Little Lost Clock]

Hahahah yes i thought you'd like that. Mwahahaha. Amy this is supposed to be a secret arrangment..jezzz be more subtle love.

[Voldemort]

I don't like subtlety. GOSH. It makes me feel inferior. =[

[The Hierophant]

I might go to bed in a minute, I'm so tired.
&& Everything hurts.
& I need a shower.

[Little Lost Clock]

How so??? Send me a cat on loan....i need one.

[Little Lost Clock]

Eugh smelly Erin!

[The Hierophant]

I don't smell.
Kthanksbai.

[limey.]

I thought you only rented Olivia out to me! Holly, I am upset. I want a refund!

[Little Lost Clock]

No refunds only exchanges at this late stage in the transaction i'm afraid.

[The Hierophant]

&& Who are yuo exchanging Olivia for?

[Voldemort]

*Sends cat*

[Little Lost Clock]

YUSSSS!!!!!

[limey.]

Can I exchange her forrrrrr... a piglet?

[Little Lost Clock]

Me...

[The Hierophant]

Th cat?
Oh man.
I want the cat.

[Little Lost Clock]

No, mine.

[The Hierophant]

I want my cats back.

[limey.]

Okay, I'll exchange her for you if you don't have any piglets in stock.

I want (not) my dog back :( I luvs him.

[Little Lost Clock]

I made friends with a dog tied up outside Sainsbury's today. The dog was tied up, not me. We had a little chat, it was nice.