Thank god I decided to look in here quick!
Pens or pencils?
Pens
CDs or LPs?
Cd's
Digital photography or film photography?
digital, love my camera perhaps a bit too much
What was the last thing you brought?
Boring stuff from tesco
Shopping
What was the last movie you went to see? Did you like it?
The last one I went to see in the cinema......... can't remember!
Favourite color?
Pink, green or red can't decide!
Favourite food?
Salmon
Last food you ate?
Pizza
Have you brought any new clothes this week?
lol I buy new clothes all the time, the day before last I got a jacket, a shrug, a vest top and a david and goliath t-shirt that says "You're so not special"
Your dream vacation?
Caribbean I think, or anywhere really I'm not fussy
Any plans for tonight?
I'm going home for the night so dunno if we might go to the cinema or something.
Last form you filled out?
It was one to move accomodation
Public transport or Car?
Public transport, still trying to pass my test!
Mountains or Beach?
A bit of both, I love the lake district but if its a nice beach I'm not complaining!
Ever had a pube stuck in your teeth?
Can't say I have :-P
If you had to have one stuck in there what colour would it be?
Depends maff, what colours yer minge?
If you had one famour persons pube whos would it be?
Brad Pitt baby
Which RYlers pube would you have?
Now that would be telling....
Who has the best pubes out of Romp and Erin?
Erin allllllllllll the way, she's a raunchy one!
Do you think romps collars and cuffs match?
Are we talking bondage here? If we are I think she has a collection, my faves are the animal print ones :P
do you think mine do?
No but thats what you get from buying them off the car boot.
Do you liek me asking so many pube related questions?
Glorious
Well do ya punk?
I'm not a punk
wanna piece of me?
I've already had a piece fanks and it weren't that fabby :P
what piece would you have?
Little toe
would you saute, fry or bake that piece?
Fry you like the beyatch you are! Ferarri or Porche?
Porsche
Harley Davidson or Rice Rocket?
Harley cuz I dunno what the other is
Do you like rice?
Egg fried
Have you ever put rice up your nose?
Not on pupose
do you think i have ever put rice up my nose?
I think you have put countless things in every origin!
How much rice could you fit in your pants?
Not too much I think itd fall out!
do you ever wear man pants?
Not proper man pants although I do have girl boxers which are mega comfy!
Do you find them comfy?
yushum
do you have greyed out emergency pants?
I have many pants so I don't usually get to the point of needing emergency pants!
Do you keep a bag of bags under the sink in the kitchen?
We have like a gap in the cupboards and it is literally full to bursting point of bags! We are students we don't do recycling to that point!
Do you use those bags or just accumulate more?
more and more and moreeeeeee
If you were a plastic bag from which shop would you come?
River island
do you like shops?
Yushum
If youwere a shop what kind would you be?
Clothes shop or accessories
would you let me in your shop?
No cuz your a thief and you play wiv me crumb hoovers :P
Could i get a free gift?
A kick up the posterior
Any eroginous piercings?
Nope only under my tongue
If not would you consider one?
Nope I think too much of those areas!
do you think they are sexy?
Depends
do you like pierced boys?
Yum yum yes!
do you think romp should pierce little pengy?
Hehehe yeah but if you do don't come crying to a & e!
do you think i should pierce romp?
A piercing party never hurt anyone!
Who makes the machine that makes the machine that makes the machine thatmeakes the machine that makes the machine that meakes the machine?
Me
Ever had a wish come true?
I don't think I have :(
ever wished for something bad ethats come true?
Nope
If you could wish for something right at this second what would it be?
I would wish for world peace or a jacuzzi!
If you could have me in your wish what would i be doing?
You would either be flying the peace flag or getting drunk in ma jacuzzi!
Would you like me in your wish?
Everyones allowed in my dreams!
do you thing wishin for Pengies in your dreams is cool?
Of course, pengies are the coolest of the cool, otherwise why would they be served best cold?
Am i a cool pengy?
Yup, your frost bite cool.
woud you like to be a pengy?
A pink one yeah
Ever seen a pengy moonwalk?
Can't say that I have but I'd steal it and make it dance for youtube
can you moonwalk?
I can barely walk!
whats the most booze you ever consumed in one night?
I can't remember, is that a good sign?
Were you sick?
Probably
would you do it again?
I try not to these days!
do you like getting drunk?
I'm a student. . . .
Are you a responsibledrinker?
I stop drinking when I think I'm gonna be sick, thats responsible right?
do you owe me a beer?
Nope I owe you lunch tho!
Actually do you thinkyou owe me a while night out on the beer?
Nahhhhh
Where would you take me?
Spoons or Apres - cheap cocktails!
who else would you invite?
Everybody, including dame edna
what would you wear?
Nothing, it would be a whole night of naturist glory!
Would you get married in white?
Yep cuz I am totally innocent......
church or registry office?
Neither
Do you believe in marriage?
I think it depends on the person, I wouldn't mind getting married but what's the difference in it if you truly love the person you're with? A ring can't make that much of a difference in the long run.
Did you want to be a pricess when you were little?
I still want to be a princess now!
ever ridden a donkey?
Yep
Ever ridden a pig?
No
do you like pigs?
Think they are cute
If you had a piug what would you call it?
Snackajack
Is steve a better name that brian?
No Brian ftw
If you had a boys name what would you chose?
Jesus
Do you have a middle name?
Yes
what is it?
Martine
are you happy with it?
Nope because both of my names can be turned into boys names really easy Sharlie Martine - Charlie Martin.
whats your favorite name?
Don't have one
do you know anyone with that name?
Nope :P
do you like them?
They don't exisssst
Wouldyou beat them in an armwrestle? . . . .
Who would win a fight out of MR T from the A-team and Rocky?
The A team, there's more of em, the odds are in their favour :P
do you remember the A-team?
Nope
have you ever seen rocky?
Nope
DO you like boxing?
Nope
would you ever do foxy boxing?
Dunno what that is!
Can i watch if you do?
Seeing as I don't know what it is it may be a little difficult!
do you think im pervy?
Who isn't pervy in vets?
Are you bored of these questions yet?
It's passing the time
do you think i could ask you them all night?
I wouldn't put it past ya!
do you think my fingers are typing whatever comes out of my head right now?
Indeed
do you think i waffle?
I think you do like the waffle
do you like waffles?
I like waffles, ice cream and chocolate sauce num num!
Would you ever use one as a frizbee?
Now thats just a waste
Have you ever owened a frizbee?
Yes
when was the last time you trod in dog poo?
About a year back before going to work
did you get it off with a stick or a knife?
hose pipe, it was a sloppy poo
whats the best way to remove poo from a shoe?
Hose pipe :P Or grass
have you ever trodden dog poo thru the house?
Nope
ever blamed one of your own farts on your dog?
Nope my dog just stinks
has your dog ever blamed one on you?
All the time the little twonk
What would you chose deaf or blind?
Deaf
Why?
Because I like to see what's going on
you quite sure about that?
Yah
would you liek to ask the audience?
Nope
Phone a friend?
Nope
go 50/50?
Nope
do you like millionaire?
Nope
do you think chris tarrant is a tosseR?
Yup
Woudl you have a big house if you won a million of a small one and lots of nice things?
Yup but stuff like that isn't everything
Are you materialistic?
Not really
do you think that material gain is wrong?
Not if you really get off on it, each to their own.
ever laughed when someone fell over and hurt themselves?
All the time, falling is funny, get over it :P
Ever wet yourself as an adult?
Nope
Really?
weallllllly
Wow!
shall i stop now?
It is making me want to beat you with a shoe horn! Of course I would have to go to the shop and buy a shoe horn and then come find you, blah too much effort!
do you think i have much more in me?
I think yo are like the duracel bunny!
why does my back ache?
Too much dirty self sex
how come im not tipsy after my 3rd glass of wine?
Because you are being a moose
Do you like wine?
I lurvvvvvvvve wine
red or white? White and rose
wine or tea?
wine
showers or baths?
shower
grass between toes or sand?
grass
worst chat up line used on you?
I like your tits
Favorite type of cookie?
Umm white chocolate
Autumn or Spring?
Autumn
High heels or tennis shoes?
Tennis shoes, can't wear high heels
Favorite drink? (can be alcoholic or non)
I had this cocktail called a fizzy monkey before and it was lush so prob that!
Ever had a dream where you were flying?
Nope :( Feel like I'm missing out!
Would you rather have a cat or a dog?
Dog definitely, cats are too cleve for me
Electronic item you can't live without?
Phone/Laptop
Morning person or night person?
I'm a horrible horrible nasty morning person so night!
Favorite book?
James Herbert - The others