The awkward moment when your boyfriends ex (who is also your friend) comes up to you and says how she heard about "stuff"....pauses...then squeals OMG IM SO HAPPY YOUR SO LOVELY AND AMAZING AND AWWWWW.....all the while your going bright red....
The awkward moment where, after a long 9 hour bar shift, your friend appears, drunk, from the bar next door, picks you up (firemans lift style) and runs through an open doorway....but smacks your head on the door frame (queue the whole bar turning round to watch as he puts you down and you fall on your arse)
The awkward moment when you slip on a disgarded lime and nearly do the splits....infront of a bar full of customers....
yes friends.....tonight has been one of those nights.....thankfully Im not in work again til Tuesday!!!!!
That awkward moment where the guy you just hooked up with posts a status that makes you think he has a girlfriend...and then you ask him about it and turns out you assumed wrong :/
Whatever it is, you can get through it. I promise.
the awkward moment when you are having nookie for only like the 3rd time ever and your boyfriends mom walks into the house (not knowing we were there) and procedes to take a loud poo...... that was fun......
When you talking to the foreign guy at cross country trains to tell them they got your order wrong... after 5 mins of whittling on you realise you just have not read the ticket correct and it actually right...
The awkward moment where you realise your life is one big awkward moment made up of lots of smaller akward moments strung together by obsessing about them inbetween.
The awkward moment your year tutor sees you heading out for a night out with friends an hour after he has ok'd an essay extension for the essay that was due in the next day and he tells you to have a good night out as you deserve it!
(Basically, I had an extension on an essay and asked for another extension due to reasons not based on going out and partying, and had them ok'd)_
The awkward moment at work when you're putting some fizz wizz on a kid's milkshake and some managed to pop into your eye and you scream the shop down... and then cannot stop laughing at your own idiocy.
Wake me up before I change again
Remind me the story that I won't get insane
Tell me why it's always the same
Explain me the reason why I'm so much in pain.
The awkard moment when your mom forgets to knock.......Whilst you and your boyfriend are having sex for the first time (and without any covers on you.)
I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.
The awkward moment where you realise your life is one big awkward moment made up of lots of smaller akward moments strung together by obsessing about them inbetween.
<--- that :)
This thread made me smile.
The awkward moment when you realise you've been out all day wearing odd shoes.
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The awkard moment when your mom forgets to knock.......Whilst you and your boyfriend are having sex for the first time (and without any covers on you.)
Ohhh the awkwardness!!!!! This has happened to me lol
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The awkward moments when you go to brake and your bike decides to slide on the slightly wet road; you undertake a stopped car and unceremoniously fall off your bike in front of an oncoming vehicle. Thankfully no damage done
The awkward moment when you open your neibhours mail cus the postman is to lazy to find out which is the right house after working the area over two years, mistakingly i opened it, i was opening all letters one by one we had house full of people, scan down there letter, and read things i should never ever ever ever know about my neibhour.. info on his bank account how cus of his alcholism its no longer in his possession and now in hands of his kids and social worker intervenion, and how he had to be removed from his home and placed in hosptial the guy is 84. so i tore it up, in my head said fk u mr postman and since have felt whole thing is too weird. of all things to get mixed up.. your mail.. but he dosnt care.
Laughter is a direct route to the soul. It broadens your perspective, keeps you healthy, and makes an unbearable situation alot easier to deal with.
