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have just found and read this thread
oh. my. gosh. How has nobody thought of this before?
It's brilliant i love it i'm so excited i have to get all the mittens i own out right now and put them on strings and wear them constantly forever
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Originally Posted by ninjapenguin
Also just think how Mittens could help the SH community:
Imagine trying to hold something sharp wearing Mittens!
Imagine holding something that burns wearing Mittens!
Imagine scratching in Mittens!
Imagine purging wearing Mittens!
Was chatting to a friend this weekend and as soon as i said the word Mitten she aaaawed and went all silly and then declared she just had to have some.
I think the baby jeebus must have sprinkled some magical dust into Mittens to make em so amazing!
Im still looking and i just cant sind ones i like. Ive seen some cool gloves, but i dont really like the fingerless/half mitten style.
You know if we got the world to wear mittens we couls have lots of spin off products too!
We would need Mitten friendly things like mitten friendly mugs and mitten friendly keyboards. I think they would have to have giant keys on them *imagines giant Mitten friendly keyboard*
Mitten friendly laces for shoes. not sure how that would work but im sure they would be cool too!
Mitten friendly bras! OMG i struggle takin em off with my bare nimble fingers! (NOT that i wear bras ofc). but you would need Mitten friendly bras with some sort of quick release mechanism.
Id very much like to test that new product *nods seriously*
Mittens and velcro is a bad mix. It can lead to excessive bobbling and mishapen mitten syndrome! Otherwise known as Droopy Hand!
I found this article in MItten Monthly:
Droopy Hand is believed to be suffered by over 2 million mitten wearers a year! Its is primarily caused by woollen Mittens being used to make snowmen and snowballs and when the weight of the trapped snow in the fibres becomes too great it pulls the Mitten out of shape and produces a glove that gives the apperance of a Droopy Hand. Another known cause is Velcro!
We need someone to sew some into their bra and test it. *looks for volunteers*
You would need some sort of mitten safe and approved tab too to hold onto but something that doesnt spoil the aesthetic of the lingerie!
This thing is gettin rather large! Should we go Public and cover our liabilities?
what would we call the company? Oh god i feel like im having the same dilema Tom Good had in the Goodlife where Barbera found her gift in pottery and he found himself slipping out of the idilic steeings of his green life and back into the corporate thrust of business >.<
Erm is it me or does the Term corporate thrust sound a little naughty?
and I have just been looking through the site at the different charms. (Not that I can afford them lol) 
