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Old 11-09-2008, 10:49 PM   #141
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*giggles @ romp* not going to throw anything! This thread is for the lame jokes that make you cringe while you're laughing! The more cringe worthy they are the better they are!

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Old 12-09-2008, 01:48 PM   #142
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why thankyou :) i love the lameness

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Old 12-09-2008, 03:20 PM   #143
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Hahaha, i hope how much this thread relieved part of my four hours of nothing but boringness in 6th form lmao



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Old 12-09-2008, 05:11 PM   #144
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Adult joke.................

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Three prostitutes are sitting at a bar chatting about what it's like to be a prostitute.

The first one says:
"I'm becoming so loose, I can fit three fingers up there"

The second one says:
"I'm so big, I can fit my whole fist up there"

And the third one slides down the stool......

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HAHAHAHAHA

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Old 13-09-2008, 02:21 AM   #145
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Old 13-09-2008, 04:51 AM   #146
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LMAO! Aweeeeesome!!!!



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Old 13-09-2008, 04:53 AM   #147
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Adult!



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Speaking to my girlfriend the other day and I said "i need a little pussy" and she said "So do i! Mine's as big as a house!!!!




That was from my fiances brother so please no abuse...



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Old 15-09-2008, 05:29 PM   #148
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Please don't read if you hate stereotypes.......

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What's the difference between a chav and a park bench?
The bench can support a family


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Old 15-09-2008, 10:20 PM   #149
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:O haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah



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Old 15-09-2008, 11:01 PM   #150
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heheheheheehheehehehehhehehe i need to find some lame jokes

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Old 15-09-2008, 11:29 PM   #151
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lol :P

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Old 16-09-2008, 10:38 AM   #152
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two peanuts were walking around the university campus last night. one was a salted.
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Even as the stone of the fruit must break
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so must you know pain.

There are only two ways in which one can live their life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is.


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Old 16-09-2008, 10:50 AM   #153
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har har har!!!



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Old 16-09-2008, 11:21 AM   #154
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Old 16-09-2008, 12:29 PM   #155
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HA HA HA ! sweetsunday that was great!

As for effervescence, well, you tried....!



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Old 16-09-2008, 12:32 PM   #156
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Here goes *takes deep breath*

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A bloke goes to see a psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts The shrink says: ;well i can clearly see your nuts'.

HA HA HA!! Geddit?!!

Is it sad to pee your pants at your own jokes?!!



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Old 16-09-2008, 06:15 PM   #157
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two peanuts were walking around the university campus last night. one was a salted.
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*loves*
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:21 PM   #158
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how do you keep a moron in suspence?........

I'll tell you tomorrow

midnight xxxx



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Old 16-09-2008, 10:20 PM   #159
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how do you keep a moron in suspence?........

I'll tell you tomorrow

midnight xxxx

hehehe I told that one a few pages back

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hahaha Lydia!!!



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As for effervescence, well, you tried....!
OUCH! i am wounded.....

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i lol'd!!!!!
yay! see, somebody loves me.

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*pets chloe*
shut up jess

What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out?
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BUBBLEGUM!



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