the corrupted wishes game

[MunchBox]

You're not Itchy anymore, instead you turn into Scratchy :)

I wish I had new books.

You get new books, but they are in Latin (unless you can read Latin, then in that case they are just books that teach you how to Garden)

I wish it would stop snowing

[decousue]

Snowing? Where are you?
Anyway it has stopped snowing but now it's so hot that you wish it could snow.

I wish I would stop buying stupid things.

[SavingGrace]

You stop buying stupid things, but you can never buy anything fun ever again.

I wish I didn't have to go ou tthis afternoon.

[PassedExpectations]

you don't have to go out cause you've got a fever....

i wish it would either rain or clear up, so i could decide what to do

[nicole94]

it rains, but it rains so hard you get flooded and can't do anything anyway.
i wish my cat would get better.

[MunchBox]

Your cat gets better but it can now bark..

I wish I didn't have to do those f***ing assignments.

[nicole94]

XD that would be amazing!
ok, you don't have to do your assignments, but you have to do everyone elses.

i wish my sister wasn't so annoying.

[MunchBox]

:)
Shes not annoying anymore, but now you find everyone else is.

I wish I alone tonight.

[nicole94]

hmm, ok, the way we knew my cat was ill was that he wasnt eating, but he just sat and ate half my ham sandwich, and now i'm sat thinking 'please dont bark, please dont bark!' lol

ok, so your alone tonight, but your now gonna be alone for the rest of your life

i wish it was tuesday :/

[MunchBox]

Haha, come on bark..kitty! :)

Okay, so its Tuesday, but only for a second.

I wish I didn't have a cold

[nicole94]

lol.
only a SECOND? i wanna go to college! :/
ok, you dont have a cold, but you have the flu instead XD

i wish i was 18

[decousue]

You're 18 but now you're going reverse and getting younger and younger like Benjamin Button.

I wish I could rest now

You rest now, but for the next 3 days you have to stay wide awake!

I wish I wasn't such a mean person.

[*Aura*]

You are not a mean person by any means! But you are just so damn lovely that people start taking advantage of you lovliness.

I wish I had gone to bed ages ago..

[chameleon13]

You went to bed ages ago, but couldn't sleep.
I wish I didn't have a meeting with support worker tomorrow!

[sparklyshoes]

You now don't have a meeting with the support worker tomorrow now but you will however be eaten by a crocodile.

I wish I could sleep without waking up constantly.

[MunchBox]

You sleep without waking up, but now you can only sleep during the day.

I wish I wasn't such a pushover.

[88shelz]

Granted- you arent a pushover
but you never became anything else

i wish my wish would be true

[nicole94]

your wish comes true, but evrything else goes wrong.

i wish we didnt have to work in a big group at college tomorrow