No Yes Or No, You Can't Answer With Yes Or No.

[Kemicalwarfare]

i have not, (have you?)

Have you ever been fishing?

[leemc]

I have been fishing and I have seen a bear cub from a distance

Do you have any appointments this week?

[Kemicalwarfare]

wow awesome

i don't have any this week,

have you ever owned shares in a company?

[leemc]

(My granddad has a tree farm in the country, you see all sorts of animals)

I do

Do you have anything in your pockets?

[Shy_Bambi]

I don't currently have pockets

You have a pet?

[Kemicalwarfare]

i do not,

you can do a handstand?

[Buttons.]

As a child I could.

You live in a flat?

[Shy_Bambi]

I don't I live in a house

You like to eat chocolate?

[Buttons.]

I'm a bit of a choc addict atm!

Have you taken a photograph today?

[Shy_Bambi]

I have! Everyday's a good day to take a picture of my kittycat :3

You have eaten candy today?

[leemc]

I have not

You skipped breakfast this morning?

[Buttons.]

I don't think chocolate biscuits dunked in tea counts as skipping :P

Do you like the cinema?

[Shy_Bambi]

I don't

You have watched a movie this week?

[Buttons.]

I have almost certainly watched a film this week.

Is it sunny where you are?

[Shy_Bambi]

It's currently nighttime xD

You laugh at really dumb things?

[Buttons.]

It has been known :P

You are listening to music?

[leemc]

I am

You're wearing something red?

[Shy_Bambi]

My headband if that counts

You currently have a cat on your lap?

[Buttons.]

I am allergic to cats so definitely not.

Do you like going round garden centres?

[Shy_Bambi]

I do! :D

Have you drunk apple juice recently?