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That awkward moment when your eating dinner with your family and your overly religious father brings up a story in which he casually uses the word "ejaculation" referring to the type of prayer, then explains that it's a type of prayer that can be said quickly and repeated throughout the day but that name isn't used for it anymore, just in case we didn't know (like we care..), and then goes on with his story in which this type of prayer is a very minor detail.
Last edited by forever_lost : 20-05-2011 at 03:50 AM.
Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak.
Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.
The awkward moment where your at alton towers and someone is explaining the ride hex to you and you come out with in front of the people queuing for hex is it a stimulator then...
The awkward moment when your in town and your about to leave your friend and go. Theres the up esculator where the hell is the down one... And your stood next to it baring in mind im at that shopping centre at least once a week.
The awkward moment when you got with your best friend in front of their parents, their girlfriend and just about everyone else and you don't even remeber.
Followed by...
The awkward moment the morning after when you wake up with a massive headache and a cut on your face and only remember vomitting and passing out. And can't work out why everyone is being really strange with you.
Followed by...
The awkward moment when your best friends dad tells you what happened. Must admit, this was probably not my proudest of evenings....
The awkward moment where you are a derby county fan and your with your mum also a derby county fan and you start talking about transfer rummours. I go the only way were gonna get players is when billy davies waves the cash...
Billy Davies left us i think now two years ago to go to our our rival team and your mother now hates him...
Ok, now you HAVE to tell us what happened. What happened??
I work there, without me there weren't enough staff to keep it open or even keep people in the pool until the session ended so everyone had to be chucked out so I could leave. They thought it was an ectopic pregnancy, thankfully not. But I did bleed all over the place and sit in reception serving customers whilst sobbing. It was fairly horrendous.
The awkward moment when you awake to find it's May 22nd and your names Harold Camping..
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The awkward moment when you run about outside naked screaming the rapture is coming, come the exact time, scream take me God and nothing happens.
The awkward moment the next day when you end up being locked up for public indecency and sent to a mental institution.
These two made me lol a lot :p
The awkward moment when you're in complete RYL mode, and thus nearly end a serious email to one of the university administrators with *hugs*
That awkward moment when you try to convince the country that you thought your 6 year old boy was trapped inside a giant balloon you and your wife made flying across the state, and a big airport has to close and the national gaurd helicopters and police across the state get involved in tracking the balloon and doing ground searches when the balloon lands and he isn't found inside.
Only to have your son admit it was for a show in a tv interview(a hoax)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A&feature=related"]YouTube - ‪"Balloon Boy" Falcon Henne Admits: "We Did This For The Show"‬‏[/ame]
Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak.
Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.
I work there, without me there weren't enough staff to keep it open or even keep people in the pool until the session ended so everyone had to be chucked out so I could leave. They thought it was an ectopic pregnancy, thankfully not. But I did bleed all over the place and sit in reception serving customers whilst sobbing. It was fairly horrendous.
Oh dear :( Poor you!
Even as the stone of the fruit must break
that its heart may stand in the sun,
so must you know pain.
There are only two ways in which one can live their life. One is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is.
The awkward moment when you're in complete RYL mode, and thus nearly end a serious email to one of the university administrators with *hugs*
I've done sort of similar... The awkward moment where you realise you've sent an email to your supervisor and ended it with a kiss.
Wake me up before I change again
Remind me the story that I won't get insane
Tell me why it's always the same
Explain me the reason why I'm so much in pain.
the awkward moment when you see your tutor after you sent a very drunk email to him describing a camera & getting all the details wrong, coupled with the fact you fancy him.
the awkward moment when your tutor tells you 'talk to me about it after graduation'
the awkward moment when your 16, your boyfriends mum leaves the house and chucks loads of condoms at you before she leaves
The similar awkward moment when, at the age of 16, your mother finds out you have a girlfriend and casually leaves condoms in your room while you're not looking.
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