emily is rather fab,
shes never had a kebab,
they really are rather vile,
the meat has been spinning for a while,
once she was on playdays,
now she just likes to annoy the gays,
but we don't really mind,
even when she's unkind,
i think she should shave her head,
and make sure the girls at her school get fed,
before they waste away,
when will emily admit shes a big gay?
I roll over and hold on tightly, and whisper "If they want you, they're gonna have to fight me,"
[verse 1]
It wasn’t supposed to be like this
Another dose of unhappiness
I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again
So I got drunk
Had sex with all your friends
You told me to never call your house again
[chorus]
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, when you threw me away
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of heavenly
That no one else could stand
I see her in my dreams at night
I see you when I close my eyes
I just can’t seem to shake you, emily
[verse 2]
You got your money and I got cast
Outside thrown out on my ass
In the city with no one else, no where else to go
So I hooked up with this model from singapore
Emily, I sure am glad you didn’t want me anymore
[chorus]
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of heavenly
That no one else could stand
I see her in my dreams at night
I see you when I close my eyes
I just can’t seem to shake you, emily
Yeah
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, you saved the day
Emily, you saved my ass
my dad used to play me "lucy in the sky with diamonds" when i was little.
he also used to sit me in front of the computer screen when i was a baby& couldnt sleep.& this is when like...computers didnt really do anything much. i think i jus stared at the blue screen.
I roll over and hold on tightly, and whisper "If they want you, they're gonna have to fight me,"
"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
