Recover Your Lover. PLEASE ALL READ.

[Pi.R^2]

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Originally Posted by little.ophelia

Yes, how silly of them to thieve my mail! AND how silly of you to not put it in a real envelope :P I approve. Also, you can approve of mine and Anna's marriage!

I officially grant you the *Ilana Stamp of Approval.*
Henceforth, this is "Recover Your Life at Jenna's Discretion." Everyone please act accordingly.

What? How did I not put it in a real envelope?
And I'm delighted to receive this jurisdiction following your approval! I will be sure to serve my people well.

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Originally Posted by Ninja Orange

I dislike how Jenna strategically ignored my hypothetical question about whether she would approve my and Ilana's marriage, despite confirming that she has jurisdiction on all the forum going-ons and therefore ought to approve or disapprove of all the marriages.

I didn't see your post! Sorry! I can confirm that the marriage of Ilana and Anna is LEGIT.

That's how I'm going to approve things you see, but writing LEGIT in capital letters :)

[Ninja Orange]

*celebrate the legitness of her marriage*

[little.ophelia]

I like it. Sounds pretty good to me.

It came almost but not quite wrapped in a small scrap of paper! Perhaps this was part of the post office failing to put it back together? Although the card was in an envelope.

And I'm glad to know our marriage is LEGIT. We'll begin advertising how all happy families begin on RYL immediately.

[little.ophelia]

Anna, you need to step on a glass. Well, one of us does.

[Ninja Orange]

D: *prepares first aid supplies*

[little.ophelia]

This tradition is not intended to induce injury :/

[The War Doctor]

*watches with interest*

I've never seen a lesbian Jewish wedding. Or a lesbian wedding. Or a Jewish wedding. This is intriguing.

[Ninja Orange]

I do not imagine that stepping on glass is a 100% safe activity. Especially for someone whose balance frequently malfunctions.

[little.ophelia]

Well, one would hope that shoes would be worn! It's also wrapped in cloth, and additionally, many people use lightbulbs now. Better noise.

[Ninja Orange]

I'm not Jewish! Sadly. I like Jews. HOWEVER. This is a Jewish-Russian wedding. Was. 2 months ago.

[The War Doctor]

Well I've never seen a Russian wedding either!

[Ninja Orange]

But you lie. You were pretty much present at the original wedding, remember?

[little.ophelia]

Conor, I'm glad we're intriguing.
Anna, what all happens at a Russian wedding?

[little.ophelia]

And true fact. I think he was possibly there for the subtle proposal/wedding? Although it was so subtly I cannot remember.

[The War Doctor]

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Originally Posted by Ninja Orange

But you lie. You were pretty much present at the original wedding, remember?

...no, I don't. Odd, you'd think I'd remember something like that. Someone will remind me and it'll hit me all of a sudden and I'll feel really stupid.

[Ninja Orange]

Ilana, the subtle proposal and actal marrage occured privately, via PM. Conor was present at the facebook announcement when I added you as the wife. But I don't think you two were acquainted at that point, which might be the reason for Conor's failure to remember.

[little.ophelia]

Makes sense. Well, we're all old family friends now! We'll set Conor up with someone eventually.

[The War Doctor]

NOW I REMEMBER. Vaguely.

[The War Doctor]

And no, I was not acquainted with Ilana at the time... though I believe I'd had one short conversation with her on your page, though she went by a different name then... >.>

[Ninja Orange]

On here? I hope we will be successful in that, but with the majority of the RYL population being lesbian, I think this will be hard work. Certianly doable though, despite my refual to believe in heterosexuals.