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Old 10-01-2009, 04:16 AM   #61
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Respondents were given a shortlist and asked to vote.

Most ridiculous British law:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch
upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a
tropical fish store (six percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your
toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in
a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes
the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the [COLOR=#7200ff! important][COLOR=#7200ff! important]tax[/color][/color] man anything you do not want him to
know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three
percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three
percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city
walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)



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Old 10-01-2009, 04:26 AM   #62
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O.M.G.

Arkansas
  • The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Canada
  • In Calgary there is a by-law that is still on the books that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
California
  • In 1930, the City Council of Ontario passed an ordinance forbidding roosters to crow within the city limits.
  • In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
  • It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
  • In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
  • In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
Colorado
  • In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Connecticut
  • In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
  • In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
England
  • In the England it is illegal to sell most goods on a sunday, (this law is mostly ignored), it is however legal to sell a carrot. It is also legal to sell it at any price and to give free gifts with it, such as anything else one might want to buy on a sunday!
Florida
  • In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Georgia
  • It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
Idaho
  • Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
  • In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view."
Illinois
  • It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.
  • Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
  • In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
Indiana
  • Back in 1924, a monkey was convicted in South Bend of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.
  • In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
Iowa
  • Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
  • In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted."
Kansas
  • Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
  • No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.
Kentucky
  • Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
  • In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
  • A Kentucky statute says: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses."
Massachusetts
  • There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
  • It is illegal to take more than 2 baths a month within Boston confines.
Michigan
  • In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
  • In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
  • In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Missouri
  • Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.
  • In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
New Hampshire
  • New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
New Mexico
  • In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).
New York
  • In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.
  • In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Ohio
  • In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
  • In Bexley, Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
  • In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. (ed: ???)
Oklahoma
  • In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
  • Harthahorne City Ordinance, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
Pennsylvania
  • The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
  • In certain sections of Pennsylvania many years ago, the Farmer's Anti-Automobile society set up some "rules of the road." In effect, they said:
    1. "Automobiles travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear."
    2. "If a driver sees a team of horses, he is to pull to one side of the road and cover his machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery."
    3. "In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes."
  • In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."
Tennessee
  • In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
  • In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Texas
  • It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
  • Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.
Utah
  • It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Virginia
  • Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
Washington
  • In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
  • It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.
  • There is/was a law on the books in Washington state that stated that a motorcar driven at night must be preceded by something like 100 yards by a man carrying a lantern.
West Virginia
  • In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.



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Old 10-01-2009, 04:27 AM   #63
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i'm done i promise...



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Old 10-01-2009, 04:38 AM   #64
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Lol! Have seen most of these ridiculous laws before but there are some new ones in there.
Did you know it's illegal for a woman to eat chocolate on public transport in the UK? I'm not really sure where I heard that but it's one of those facts that ends up staying in your mind for years!




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Old 10-01-2009, 10:37 AM   #65
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9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three
percent)

lol

just picturing it to myself...!

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Old 10-01-2009, 11:31 AM   #66
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Talking of semen, if a man eats more fruit and veg, especially citrus or exotic fruits and less red meat his semen will taste less bitter.

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Old 10-01-2009, 01:33 PM   #67
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Damn, I've just forgotten one...

Oh yeh. A polarbears hair shafts aren't actually white, they're clear. It is the snow/ cloudy sky reflecting off them and things that make them appear white

PRION was the accronym came up for Protienacious Infection Material (the sort of thing that is thought to be the cause of "Mad Cow Disease"). The decided to use the first few letters of Proteinacious and Infections. Came up with Proin and decided that didn't sound good so altered it to Prion!

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Old 10-01-2009, 09:32 PM   #68
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:03 PM   #69
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erin... ick you disgust me!! :P
and how aidey, how come polar bears in zoos etc still look white despite the distinct lack of snow?
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:52 AM   #70
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There are unwritten rules for ice hockey fights as well.




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Old 12-01-2009, 06:24 PM   #71
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i think that in oklahoma it is illegal to hunt whales, think about it, random since its landlocked!


as for my cow fact, i got that out of the book why girls cant throw, so i'm assuming it to be correct! may have had it slightly wrong as couldnt double check it! book is now with my ex! lol!



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Old 13-01-2009, 12:49 AM   #72
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i just tapped in 'obscure facts' and tada!



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Old 13-01-2009, 10:48 AM   #73
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Sorry, can't be arsed right now to read back through to see if this has already posted. I went to Cambridge Uni and there is some kind of byelaw which allows you to take a sword or some **** into exams. Didn't try it but would love to see someone do it. There are other silly things. When feeling less rough might go and dig up a few for amusement.



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Old 14-01-2009, 03:01 AM   #74
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the other half of that statute is that they have to provide you wth 9 pints of ale on exam day. a student found this and the college provided it for him, but they carried on reading and despite what his answers might have been (due to afore mention ale) they had to fail him anyway because he didnt wear a sword to his exams.

one website claims it's a myth...
another says it's true but he wasn't failed - just fined 5 pounds and doesnt mention the ale...

on QI it said that there are no offences left in britain that are punishable by death. although the piracy in the queen's docklands, and treason laws were never abolished, (which is where the story comes from) another law was made which abolished capitol punishment completley (and includes any laws or by-laws that might have been missed).

so the law may read like..
treason act 1061 (or something :P)
Any person or persons commiting treason will be sentanced to death by hanging (i think).
treason act 1061 - ammended in 1810 (or whateverrrr) by by-law xd2009347546 (or some such gobbledegook)
Capital punishment is hereby abolished in its entirety.

so one law cancells another out... or something.
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and how aidey, how come polar bears in zoos etc still look white despite the distinct lack of snow?
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1. They are usually in very white enclosures
2. (and the better reason) Their skin is pretty white!

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Old 16-01-2009, 01:24 AM   #76
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sorry hun... sooo tired - like a zombie here!

it would have worked better if i had just clicked on quote lol, instead of looking at a post then scrolling down to reply....

arrrgh gotta go chloe's stressing matt out (4th time she's woken tonight)...
and thanks for answering the question.
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I have a random fact for you - that I didn't know 'til recently when a australian friend of mine asked me (on her way back to the airport after living in the UK for 3 years)

We saw a B&Q HGV (which is a DIY retailer in the UK if you don't know) & she asked what B&Q stood for? You know I figured its something that I should have known, I don't know why I think I should have known it, but I didn't so I looked it up...
B = Block & Q = Quayle
Because the store was founded in 1979 by Richard Block and David Quayle.

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  • In the England it is illegal to sell most goods on a sunday, (this law is mostly ignored), it is however legal to sell a carrot. It is also legal to sell it at any price and to give free gifts with it, such as anything else one might want to buy on a sunday!
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theres a shop called STD carpets in Birmingham somewhere near Brierly Hill methinks.

I wonder if they come with free crabs..




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Banana's are actually classed as herbs.

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