Plus I hate hate hate being called anything like 'duck', 'love', 'sweetie' etc. by somebody I'm not exceedingly close to.
^ I am guilty of this all the time at work....although I'm a bar tender and deal with rude drunk people on a day to day (or rather night to night basis) so although I call them "love" and "sweetheart"....my head is saying "t***" and "b*****d".....I find being overly nice a very good way of protecting my job....it stops fruedian slips!!
although the best game ever can be played at about 11:30pm onwards where (sober) bar tenders start slipping rude words and insults into sentences...
Like, omg i loll'ed my moist clunge off! Do boys have clunges?
Yes i have real problems with Vagina. That doesnt sound right, does it? I mean it has no place in modern parlance and if and when i ever find myself saying it i cringe and wish i had chosen something different. Of course it has its place in medical circles but....eeew its kinda wrong in its right-ness. 'Tuppence', 'noo-nar' and 'front bottom' ftw!
*hmm dug a bit of a hole here*
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
Glottal. I hate that word. Took everyone like 5 million explainings to understand what it was then our stupid guest chior director said it like every 10 seconds for the next three days he was with us! UGH!
Whatever it is, you can get through it. I promise.
Legit! Oh my god I hate that word! now whenever I say Legit, meaning legitimate, everyone thinks I mean its "cool" or whatever. And just think how that probably came to be, some idiot probably heard some dude say its legit, and thought it meant it was "cool", and was too stupid to ask about it, so told everyone it meant cool and other idiots just soaked it up and by the time us people who knew it was short for legitimate heard it, it was too late :/ At least, that's my theory.
Whatever it is, you can get through it. I promise.
I also do not like 'belly'.
I'm not too fond of 'lesbian' either. I don't know why, it just makes my skin crawl. Slightly awkward.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
Deffo Lol ,I think its totally overused .I doubt everyone is actually laughing out loud at much as they type that crap.I have never used it and never will .I mean how often does a person really laugh out loud ? Not really that often.
Most of that chatroom crap irritates me and overuse of smilies.I think it just shows people who really have nothing to say .
I know I have used 'u' often instead of 'you' but I am getting worried that it might actually overtake proper language .I passed a sign tonight and 'U ' was on it .That would have been deemed crazy ten years ago.
It became like a sort of prison. Encased in a silver shell, words so full of bleeding need spilled like drops on dry leaves. And all the while laughter prevailed a long way from here. Nowhere land, nowhere time, nowhere space.
Do boys have clunges? 
It became like a sort of prison. Encased in a silver shell, words so full of bleeding need spilled like drops on dry leaves. And all the while laughter prevailed a long way from here. Nowhere land, nowhere time, nowhere space.
