What would you do if?

[iriedanym]

Hold it for as long as I could until I felt I was going to burst, then pee fast so I didn't get bitten by the damn llama or horribly embarrassed.

What would you do if your life was a nursery rhyme (like Jack and Jill)?

[Blob]

lol thats a good one
ummm i'd make sure it had a happy ending.
like i wouldn't go around sittign on walls if i was an egg, and i wouldnt run down hills with buckets of water and i wouldn't be that star coz he sounds kind of lonley and i certainly wouldn't want to live in a shoe.
i think i'd try n be that cow that jumped over the moon coz its all happening down there, what with the dish n the spoon and everything.

WWUDI you were in a coma butyou couldn't tell people that you were still consious??

[Detour. Derail]

I'd make the most amazing stories in my head...and probably just stay there because its alot better than some places in the real world.

WWYDI you got a mystery letter off an admirer and it hinted at clues that you knew the person?

[JDenning]

Hope that it wasn't a guy

WWYDI you found my car on the side of the road in front of your house, but I was nowhere to be found?

[howlie,]

Worrry lots and hten shout??



WWYDI if i decaled my undying love to you?

[iriedanym]

Probably blush a lot

What would you do if everything you ate tasted like salt?

[JDenning]

Learn to like the taste of salt

WWYDI a computer fell from the sky?

[chasing bliss]

Take a picture and show RYL.

WWYDI you woke up with your eyelids fused shut?

[iriedanym]

I've had that happen when I had poison oak. Not a fun thing. I think I would try to unpry my eyes, and when that didn't work, find my phone and call a friend so I didn't go stumbling around blind.

What would you do if the papparazzi/media were following your every move?

[helpmydeath]

flip them off, but then probably not leave the house.
WWYDI a came to your house and started singing to you?

[JDenning]

Stare confused and then offer you a glass of tea and to come in and watch tv, cause it's too hot outside

WWYDI I went to your job and gave you a fake check for 1 million dollars?

[iriedanym]

Be perplexed, since I'm unemployed at the moment. However, I would probably laugh that I have a fake check, and tape it to the wall.

What would you do if everywhere you went, three foot ninjas followed you and called you master?

[helpmydeath]

be freakishly happy. i'm obsessed with ninjas.
WWYDI i called you to tell you that we were long lost twins?

[JDenning]

Be very surprised, the invite you into my house

WWYDI You fell in love with me?

[helpmydeath]

think very hard about how to get over it. being love hurts
WWYDI everything you touched, burst into flames?

[Blob]

touch myself

WWYDI you could only see in the dark?

[JDenning]

become a vampire

WWYDI you got fired from your job for no good reason?

[helpmydeath]

be weirded out, since i don't have a job
WWYDI you were trapped on an island with your worst enemy?

[Blob]

use them as a boat to escape on :P
(this may be difficult since i don't have any enemies)

WWYDI all of your left shoes disappeared?

[iriedanym]

Be perplexed, blame it on the same people who steal just one sock, and go around barefoot.

What would you do if your conscious was an angel and a devil on your shoulder?