You'll probably regret it in the morning
I never get hungover due to my ancestory/..
Guys? Do you remember the first time you were pissed?
I was 13 and had saved a girl from someone and she invited me back to her cousins party.
It was a night of many firsts
The first time I got pissed was at Danz's house on a bottle of cinzarno.
We played this speed shot game, whored RYL and ate raw noodles which in my drunken state (whilst lying on the floor) I renamed moodles.
in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
That's what binge/inexperienced drinking is like. You'll get used to it.
See the previously described drunken sexcapades throughout this thread for the fin side of drinking.
Also never drink alone or with just one other person... It's never as fun
Everyone else, please pack for me, and get me on a train, and stop me feeling sick and...yeh ?
"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
Alsex, I've only just finished packing, it's all very depressing, I'm having to leave all but 3 of my 89 rubber duckies behind because there isn't any room at my halls for them all =[
