Originally Posted by
Mrs Sam
my brother is the best though, he can clear rooms on christmas day after sprouts.
With a bit of practice he will one day learn to arscend beyond this level and attain that of actual vomit-induction.
After years of believing this to be nothing more than a mere methane-related myth I had a sudden and accidental result during a cab ride home from the pub one night. Within 10 seconds the driver had pulled over and vacated the vehicle. Within another 5 he realised what was unfolding in the back and opened the doors, and not a second too soon - the last two friends to evacuate the cab promptly evacuated the nights imbibery!
As I involuntarily walked the remainder of the journey, I pondered the cause and could only come to the conclusion that it had to be alcohol-induced state of my unwitting victims. Two years of experimentation were to follow without success and I was on the verge of abandoning my quest as a fruitless folly. That was until my best mate came into the workshop on a day off, box of greasy fried chicken and can of beer in hand. Not only was he sick but continued to heave solidly for a full 15 minutes and burst blood vessels around his eyes.
He always blamed the fact that he'd had a bit of a skinfull, until a couple of years ago...
Whilst helping him to board his loft, he disappeared downstairs to get coffee and smokes. Upon his return his head cleared the loft hatch, he took one breath and that was it - another 15 minutes cuddling porcelain!
Just to cement this as more than a mere fluke, I recently got him again, to the hilarity of everyone we work with.
So, Jess, be sure to tell your brother that with a little perseverence, and enough junk food, the seemingly impossible CAN be achieved.
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