I would walk around all day with my shirt off, provided that I had better abs than I do now. That's really the only thing guys can do that makes me jealous.
Oh and I tried to pee standing up once, against a bush when I was really drunk. I missed the bush and just basically peed my pants. And I think I accidentally mooned a car that was driving by. That was a fun night.
Laura
"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love." ~Mother Theresa
hehe, if i were a guy for a day i would
get a blow job,
have sex
see if can swing my penis round like a propellor
find some snow and piss to write my name in it!
As much as guys like them, lady bumps are not comfortable. I call the garment that secures them my rib digger.
It takes me 40 minutes to get ready to go in the morning in part because I have so much hair that has to be washed twice then the ends conditioned. When my husband and I go on a date it is usually a road trip so it takes the same amount of time to get ready.
My husband is my best friend.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
oooooh id sit and watch LOADS of porn with my friends and relish in the fact that NO ONE can see me getting excited. I wouldnt have to put a cusion on my lap or anything.
"see if can swing my penis round like a propellor"
Haha doing the Willywindmill is sooooo funky!
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
as for not noticing if you get aroused... girls tend to give out signals too... like getting a bit squirmy or hot or rapid breathing or even holding their breath... its just not quite so blatant.... but thats just boys all over!
but I would say the greater portion of my day would be spent running around seeing what things I can stick my willy in.
Doughnut shop! Here I come!
OMG totally sounds like what one of my friends does, rofl 19 and still majorly obsessed like that :P silly boy that he is
ummm, if I was a guy for a day.... aside for the obviiuos afformention sex related things. Id want to crashtackle someone and NOT get looked at like a weirdo..... Id alos then probably have the courage to hit on certain people at school, oh and my bestie lol
A little bit possessive, little miss obsessive, can’t get over it....
♥ Davo
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I'd walk around all day with no top on,
Sleep in just my boxers
Not worry about not wearing any makeup
Get up 10 minutes before having to go out because I wouldnt have to straighten my hair
Go out and see how many girls numbers I can get.
Have blatent sexual conversations in public without being told to be "more lady like"
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
You poor guy. My husband can't say that. Or maybe it was that I asked him to ask me out.
I'd scratch my ribs without having to go into the restroom, or to expose my undergarment as I dig the elastic out of my skin cause that is the part that wants to be scratch.
My husband is my best friend.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
Actually ive never really asked a girl out either. (insert fear of rejection).
*ponders*
Ooh, id wonder if i changed sex, if id have the same taste in things that i do now. Wouldnt it be wierd if you changed and all of a sudden developed a penchant for frilly cusions and kittens or discovered a love for pointless BUT essential gadgetry and looking thru the ladies underwear section of the catalogue to try and see a nipple.
Disclaimer: The above nipple comment does in no way refer to, or bear any likeness to the author's own thoughts or feelings and is presented merely as a broad and unqualified generalised stereotyping of the male psyche. No animals or children were hurt during the typing of the above comment.
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
Disclaimer: The above nipple comment does in no way refer to, or bear any likeness to the author's own thoughts or feelings and is presented merely as a broad and unqualified generalised stereotyping of the male psyche. No animals or children were hurt during the typing of the above comment.
love the disclaimer
A little bit possessive, little miss obsessive, can’t get over it....
♥ Davo
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Spend a little bit of time in the loos comparing mine to the size of others.
Be totally cheesey and pick someone up in a bar.
Go to the bathroom, have a big poo and be proud of the smell that is making others gag (I hate men, they so don't know how to use air freshner)
"Straighten myself out" in public
Get blamed for making the wet patch in bed :-P
Trust me you do NOT want the experience of the urinal!! its the most god awful place on this earth. Especially at large social evcents! you stand shoulder to shoulder with complete strangers and the smell of piss is just vile. Yuo get someone elses piss spray on your trousers and shoes and if really unlucky you can feel the warrmth from their pee too if extra crowded. Usually you NEVER EVER look! you just stare at a squashed bogey on the wall infront of you or someones scrawled name or poster telling you not to drink and drive.
i hate them. Tbh, if its empty ill pee in them but if not i use the toilet. I dont piss up a wall at home!
Ooops bit of a rant there.
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
I'd masterbate, pee standing up, have sex with a girl, ummmm... and burp (the same ammount as I do now because that is quite a bit) and not get told to "be more ladylike".
OH OH OH and I'd get a blow job from a reeeeally fit girl because I'd be the most popular guy in town.
Actually ive met a few ladeez from this site and i can say that all of them that i have spent time with have farted and burped rather too much for my liking. Mentioning no names of course Chelsea, Erin, Ween to name but 3!
Infact the first time i ever met Ween she turned over, forced her arse in my crotch and farted on me! It vibrated and everything!
You know im seeing a pattern here
Self Harm + RYL woman = Sexual Perversion, Penis envy and dreadful Wind!
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
