Books just make me so angry, it's like Twilight all over again BUT WORSE because it's so crap inspired by Twilight by a British woman who knows nowt about the way American's talk/write etc. =S
One does not simply use the word vagina when talking about an intimate moment. One should definitely not use the phrase 'puckered love cave' or talk about animals eating their young. I cannot imagine a scenario where it would be okay to tell your partner to 'touch my puckered love cave whilst you smirk at me like you want to eat our child'.
Also, if someone looked at me like they wanted to eat their young, I wouldn't be letting them anywhere near my ladywoo.
O_O
Cannot wait to get to the dirtay parts.
snigger snigger.
Though, I'm fairly sure I wrote better smut than that as a teenager.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
This was a quote I read on someone's fb status (Mandimoo)
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“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”
Oh no! That's just the most un-erotic thing I've read in my life!
Каждому, каждому в лучшее верится,
Катится, катится голубой вагон!
*I do not use the word Ladywoo whilst writing smut.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
I would quite like to start a thread on what people called their 'Ladywoo' when they were younger (or now!) My friend did a survey when she was potty training her daughter & one woman called it her 'opening'
