i wanted to go to space camp, but i couldnt find my bag of potatoes and they didnt let me on the bus so melvine the alien missed out on his chance for waffles and had to live in his ice cream house wrapped in alluminum foil
poor poor melvine
XoXo i can be your excape XoXo
"if it werent for electricity we would all be watching tv by candel light"
"drop the magic wand and step away from the unicorn"
I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, every time I am near! "
Lost soul,velvet kisses , John_Wood, Mithra
~Buttons~ is my Gaurdian Angel
IF there is any light left it is shrouded by shadows and from within this darkness I see no way out
My wings are broken and bound too tight, there is no escape from its grip tonight!!
" Causality? Well, OK, you know, one event causes another, OK, but sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!' "
I love Alcohol Induced Altruism(Laura) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence - Doug McLeod Those who believe in absurdities will commit atrocities - Voltaire
I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day
Lost soul,velvet kisses , John_Wood, Mithra
~Buttons~ is my Gaurdian Angel
IF there is any light left it is shrouded by shadows and from within this darkness I see no way out
My wings are broken and bound too tight, there is no escape from its grip tonight!!
Rimmer - "Breaking your leg hurts like Hell, right? They break it beLOW the knee, LOW: Hell-low! They do it twice, TWO. Hello TO. And jigsaw must mean you, - hello to you!"
Cat - "I'd hate to be around when one of these suckers is making a speech!"
I love Alcohol Induced Altruism(Laura) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence - Doug McLeod Those who believe in absurdities will commit atrocities - Voltaire
I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle
Lost soul,velvet kisses , John_Wood, Mithra
~Buttons~ is my Gaurdian Angel
IF there is any light left it is shrouded by shadows and from within this darkness I see no way out
My wings are broken and bound too tight, there is no escape from its grip tonight!!
I'm gonna eat you little fishy, I'm gonna eat you little fishy! coz i like eating fish
I love Alcohol Induced Altruism(Laura) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence - Doug McLeod Those who believe in absurdities will commit atrocities - Voltaire
IF there is any light left it is shrouded by shadows and from within this darkness I see no way out
My wings are broken and bound too tight, there is no escape from its grip tonight!!
"An IQ of 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water! "
I love Alcohol Induced Altruism(Laura) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence - Doug McLeod Those who believe in absurdities will commit atrocities - Voltaire
Why does he keep looking at you in the same way a starving man looks at a packet of peanuts?
It's because he can't wait to get the wrapper off and taste the salty goodness!
I love Alcohol Induced Altruism(Laura) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence - Doug McLeod Those who believe in absurdities will commit atrocities - Voltaire
"The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign. "
I love Alcohol Induced Altruism(Laura) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence - Doug McLeod Those who believe in absurdities will commit atrocities - Voltaire
My answer in answering the question: "What does the red spectrum tell us about quasars?" Write bigger. There are various words that need to be defined: what is a spectrum, what is a red one, why is it red, and why is it so frequently linked with quasars? What the hell is a quasar?"
Lost soul,velvet kisses , John_Wood, Mithra
~Buttons~ is my Gaurdian Angel
IF there is any light left it is shrouded by shadows and from within this darkness I see no way out
My wings are broken and bound too tight, there is no escape from its grip tonight!!
" Causality? Well, OK, you know, one event causes another, OK, but sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!' " 
