Oh, I thought of one from my current boyfriend as well.
He was going through old pictures of me from when I was about 15 and was like "You look so much thinner and lovely now. You're really hot now. Well, not hot. But I'd f**k you."
He's a charmer.
I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
^This.
How is that even a compliment?
Maybe back in the days when every woman's dream was to have 10 kids or whatever. But whether or not I want kids, I hate that.
I was stretching before karate class, doing the butterfly stretch, and I can get my head to touch the floor with my feet in as far as possible. My friend looks at me and goes,
'Wow, with that flexibility and those hips, you are going to be PERFECT for child birthing' she then proceeded to give me a huge grin and a thumbs up. . .I was 14 when she said that. . .(I'm 18 now :P)
"I let my guard down, and you caught me by surprise" Sonic Syndicate
add me if you want. just let me know you're from RYL.
^She's a year older than me btw. lol. but, Idk. . .It was REALLY odd hearing that at 14. Like, hearing it now, I would have been fine, but I didnt get it then, and thought she was saying I had big hips in a bad way. . .:P
"I let my guard down, and you caught me by surprise" Sonic Syndicate
add me if you want. just let me know you're from RYL.
LOL !!! This thread really made me lol. (Sorry if it wasn't suposed to)
Well I got a `compliment` off my aunt.
She said; "Now then big lass. God I can't beleive how big you've got." she continued to call me big lass throughout the conversation. I think tall would of been more apropriate!
See, now thats a compliment I give often....but then eyebrows are real important to me.
My gran likes to tell me she thinks I'm a pretty girl, but i was much prettier when I didn't have so many piercings.
My gran always manages to insult and compliment me at the same time bless her.
I always tell Flem she's incredibly wierd. I hope she realises its a comliment because I love that part of her.
I think the best one probably has been "Shut up, you're not fat. I'd **** you, and you know I hate fat chicks."
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! -- Not a vegetarian
I love you truly.
