What would you do if? - Page 28

helpmydeath · 21-05-2008, 01:26 AM

be terrified of squirrels for the rest of my life

WWYDI your chair ate you best friend?

JDenning · 21-05-2008, 01:30 AM

Question my sanity (I think you missed a few letters)

WWYDI you had an IQ of 280?

iriedanym · 21-05-2008, 02:52 AM

Publish a book about how smart I am and how anyone could be smart too.

What would you do if a spider told you that the pig was "some pig"?

helpmydeath · 21-05-2008, 03:59 PM

worry about my sanity

WWYDI you woke up and you were on your roof?

Synthetisk · 21-05-2008, 04:38 PM

Wonder how I got here and how I was going to get down!

WWYDI somebody left a baby on your doorstep?

helpmydeath · 21-05-2008, 05:43 PM

probably not find it for a while because i never go out that way

WWYDI you could never eat your favorite food again?

JDenning · 21-05-2008, 05:45 PM

Find a new favorite food

WWYDI I appeared at your house?

helpmydeath · 21-05-2008, 05:51 PM

wonder how the hell you found it, but give you a hug and say hi.

WWYDI you got a death-threat from a fictional villian?

iriedanym · 21-05-2008, 07:08 PM

Be annoyed, and then write a new ending for the villian

What would you do if a god called you up on your phone?

helpmydeath · 21-05-2008, 07:14 PM

freak out and talk for hours and make sure i had His number (to call again) before i have to go
WWYDI you saw your neighbor hugging a lamp?

howlie, · 21-05-2008, 10:33 PM

be reasonably unsurprised as its something id do

wwydi a tree stalked you

iriedanym · 21-05-2008, 10:40 PM

At first I would think it's kinda neat, until I tried to go into a building and the tree would keep following me. Since the tree is sentient, I would ask it why it is stalking me.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and looked like Hello Kitty?

helpmydeath · 22-05-2008, 02:43 AM

scream. really really loudly.

WWYDI if some random guy ran up to you, gave you a hug, and told you that he was a ninja?

iriedanym · 22-05-2008, 03:15 AM

Tell him that he just broke ninja honor, since I'm a pirate. :P

What would you do if everything in the world looked like a Tootsie roll to you?

CrazyChaoticMess · 22-05-2008, 03:21 AM

erm dunno, i have no idea what a tootsie roll looks like lol
what would you do if i ran up to you dropped to 1 knee and ask you to marry me???

JDenning · 22-05-2008, 03:32 AM

Stare at you in disbelief, while wondering how the hell you ended up where I live

WWYDI You got a phone number and when you called it satan answered?

helpmydeath · 22-05-2008, 03:34 AM

scream then hang up the phone and then scream really really loud again.

WWYDI your pet professed their love for you?

iriedanym · 22-05-2008, 05:47 AM

Be really bewildered that A) any of my pets could talk and B) that they aren't the selfish little beasts that they act to be.

What would you do if you knew what the answer to life was?

helpmydeath · 22-05-2008, 03:57 PM

be pretty proud of myself
WWYDI you were told you had to evacuate earth to move to mars?

JDenning · 22-05-2008, 04:33 PM

Be happy I could leave my life behind, so long as everything was set up so I could live there

WWYDI somebody randomly declared a dodgeball fight in the middle of a public area?