The Wish Game

[JDenning]

granted, you go into a coma

I wish that I was a miracle healer

[ShyBambi]

granted but you heal the wrong people

i wish i had a wide-screen tv X3

[iriedanym]

Granted, but you don't have the space for the tv

I wish I won the lottery

[JDenning]

granted, but you go bankrupt do to bad spending of the money

I wish I would stop getting threatening letters in the mail

[howlie,]

granted but you get threatening emails instead


i wish my heels wernt burning

[polly_cocktails]

granted but now the rest of your body hurts

i wish i could stop getting so drunk

[Crayon,]

Granted, but you have constant liver damage.

I wish to get caught up on ALL my school work.

[whatkindoflife]

Granted, but you got it all wrong.

I wish I had something to do...

[Blob]

granted but you can't do it

i wish i didn't have to revise so much for these stupid exams

[JDenning]

Granted, but everybody fails

I wish to be somebody else

[Optimus Pirate]

granted, but ur worse off as the new person

I wish i could be happy again

[JDenning]

granted, but its only for a short time

I wish I was in a better mood

[whatkindoflife]

Granted, but eveyone around you is sad

I wish i didnt have such a bad headache :S

[howlie,]

granted but your ankle hurts instead



i wish i wasnt so bored

[iriedanym]

Granted but everyone around you is too bored to want to do anything.

I wish my headache would cease.

[JDenning]

granted, but only because your head explodes

I wish I could eat a snake

[howlie,]

granted but its a jelly one so you get sick



i wish tomorrow didn thave to come

[iriedanym]

Granted, but you're doomed to repeat today over and over.

I wish I had some iced coffee.

[BarrelO'Crazy]

granted but its tesco value iced coffee and tastes like wank

I wish i wasn't single

[JDenning]

Granted, but you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you

I wish i was dead