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Old 21-01-2008, 06:12 PM   #401
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The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn. Meanwhile, vicious little alien bunnies strutted gaily over fluffy carrots whilst plotting world domination and eating spaghetti. Meanwhile he thought maybe dolphins can fly backwards. When all of a sudden elephants started to forget cookery lessons and eat stuff made of chicken feathers. Then, cycloptic aliens arrived they started to knit with spagetti, but then elephants thought yum and ate the twins! When Jebus noticed strange fingers in the little yarn spinner that occilated attractively with beautiful colours.So the elephant took pieces of the robot brains andtwisted them into shiney lumps and then he fell down a chimney then tried eating jellytots.When without the jelly the tots started mutating into brains and doing sumersaults with mutant toes while falling into the trap. After trying desperately to eat dirt covered frog toes,they quickly DISCOVERED an amazing bananaphone UNDER a large tractor which was skybluepink. After deciding which furry doorknob they wanted cheesy, they painted toasters because monkeys were flying above the tractor. Suddenly they decided purple-people-eaters would be perfect snacks. So they wiggled peanut butter into their noses, suddenly a banana sneezed and it landed on a tree. "Shoot!" Gumballs yelled and frightened the chicken feet and they started attacking hippos. A toaster appeared eating a sock while squishing cockroaches between acorns. The gumballs started to eat cats and eachother with sporks. The cats then played music for musical chairs but they fell when the chair tripped over the tile. However looking over the hippo for a short while made them dizzy. So they caught a hairy little finger snapping a board into pineapples. He squeezed them with the toes of a mermaid and ate roast potatoes. So then they quoted Shakespeare by doing the hairy gorilla dance. This supposedly was satisfying at midnight because a cow would squash Shakespeare's T-Rex. BillyBob ordered Jesus, McDudaliciously to order a case of penguins. Attack of the flying T-Rex's socks caused massive disruption in colonial Africa where chinese indians ate fruitcake. Then giant monkey lady began sniffing his foot because they knew the infection well. She started singing and jumping for clouds because she went potty. When suddenly a cow skipped school wearing yellow stickers and pink frilly french knickers. Unsuspectingly the french knickers encored and went

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Old 24-01-2008, 11:13 AM   #402
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The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn. Meanwhile, vicious little alien bunnies strutted gaily over fluffy carrots whilst plotting world domination and eating spaghetti. Meanwhile he thought maybe dolphins can fly backwards. When all of a sudden elephants started to forget cookery lessons and eat stuff made of chicken feathers. Then, cycloptic aliens arrived they started to knit with spagetti, but then elephants thought yum and ate the twins! When Jebus noticed strange fingers in the little yarn spinner that occilated attractively with beautiful colours.So the elephant took pieces of the robot brains andtwisted them into shiney lumps and then he fell down a chimney then tried eating jellytots.When without the jelly the tots started mutating into brains and doing sumersaults with mutant toes while falling into the trap. After trying desperately to eat dirt covered frog toes,they quickly DISCOVERED an amazing bananaphone UNDER a large tractor which was skybluepink. After deciding which furry doorknob they wanted cheesy, they painted toasters because monkeys were flying above the tractor. Suddenly they decided purple-people-eaters would be perfect snacks. So they wiggled peanut butter into their noses, suddenly a banana sneezed and it landed on a tree. "Shoot!" Gumballs yelled and frightened the chicken feet and they started attacking hippos. A toaster appeared eating a sock while squishing cockroaches between acorns. The gumballs started to eat cats and eachother with sporks. The cats then played music for musical chairs but they fell when the chair tripped over the tile. However looking over the hippo for a short while made them dizzy. So they caught a hairy little finger snapping a board into pineapples. He squeezed them with the toes of a mermaid and ate roast potatoes. So then they quoted Shakespeare by doing the hairy gorilla dance. This supposedly was satisfying at midnight because a cow would squash Shakespeare's T-Rex. BillyBob ordered Jesus, McDudaliciously to order a case of penguins. Attack of the flying T-Rex's socks caused massive disruption in colonial Africa where chinese indians ate fruitcake. Then giant monkey lady began sniffing his foot because they knew the infection well. She started singing and jumping for clouds because she went potty. When suddenly a cow skipped school wearing yellow stickers and pink frilly french knickers. Unsuspectingly the french knickers encored and went towards



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Old 24-01-2008, 12:02 PM   #403
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The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn. Meanwhile, vicious little alien bunnies strutted gaily over fluffy carrots whilst plotting world domination and eating spaghetti. Meanwhile he thought maybe dolphins can fly backwards. When all of a sudden elephants started to forget cookery lessons and eat stuff made of chicken feathers. Then, cycloptic aliens arrived they started to knit with spagetti, but then elephants thought yum and ate the twins! When Jebus noticed strange fingers in the little yarn spinner that occilated attractively with beautiful colours.So the elephant took pieces of the robot brains andtwisted them into shiney lumps and then he fell down a chimney then tried eating jellytots.When without the jelly the tots started mutating into brains and doing sumersaults with mutant toes while falling into the trap. After trying desperately to eat dirt covered frog toes,they quickly DISCOVERED an amazing bananaphone UNDER a large tractor which was skybluepink. After deciding which furry doorknob they wanted cheesy, they painted toasters because monkeys were flying above the tractor. Suddenly they decided purple-people-eaters would be perfect snacks. So they wiggled peanut butter into their noses, suddenly a banana sneezed and it landed on a tree. "Shoot!" Gumballs yelled and frightened the chicken feet and they started attacking hippos. A toaster appeared eating a sock while squishing cockroaches between acorns. The gumballs started to eat cats and eachother with sporks. The cats then played music for musical chairs but they fell when the chair tripped over the tile. However looking over the hippo for a short while made them dizzy. So they caught a hairy little finger snapping a board into pineapples. He squeezed them with the toes of a mermaid and ate roast potatoes. So then they quoted Shakespeare by doing the hairy gorilla dance. This supposedly was satisfying at midnight because a cow would squash Shakespeare's T-Rex. BillyBob ordered Jesus, McDudaliciously to order a case of penguins. Attack of the flying T-Rex's socks caused massive disruption in colonial Africa where chinese indians ate fruitcake. Then giant monkey lady began sniffing his foot because they knew the infection well. She started singing and jumping for clouds because she went potty. When suddenly a cow skipped school wearing yellow stickers and pink frilly french knickers. Unsuspectingly the french knickers encored and went towards the



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Old 28-01-2008, 12:04 AM   #404
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The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn. Meanwhile, vicious little alien bunnies strutted gaily over fluffy carrots whilst plotting world domination and eating spaghetti. Meanwhile he thought maybe dolphins can fly backwards. When all of a sudden elephants started to forget cookery lessons and eat stuff made of chicken feathers. Then, cycloptic aliens arrived they started to knit with spagetti, but then elephants thought yum and ate the twins! When Jebus noticed strange fingers in the little yarn spinner that occilated attractively with beautiful colours.So the elephant took pieces of the robot brains andtwisted them into shiney lumps and then he fell down a chimney then tried eating jellytots.When without the jelly the tots started mutating into brains and doing sumersaults with mutant toes while falling into the trap. After trying desperately to eat dirt covered frog toes,they quickly DISCOVERED an amazing bananaphone UNDER a large tractor which was skybluepink. After deciding which furry doorknob they wanted cheesy, they painted toasters because monkeys were flying above the tractor. Suddenly they decided purple-people-eaters would be perfect snacks. So they wiggled peanut butter into their noses, suddenly a banana sneezed and it landed on a tree. "Shoot!" Gumballs yelled and frightened the chicken feet and they started attacking hippos. A toaster appeared eating a sock while squishing cockroaches between acorns. The gumballs started to eat cats and eachother with sporks. The cats then played music for musical chairs but they fell when the chair tripped over the tile. However looking over the hippo for a short while made them dizzy. So they caught a hairy little finger snapping a board into pineapples. He squeezed them with the toes of a mermaid and ate roast potatoes. So then they quoted Shakespeare by doing the hairy gorilla dance. This supposedly was satisfying at midnight because a cow would squash Shakespeare's T-Rex. BillyBob ordered Jesus, McDudaliciously to order a case of penguins. Attack of the flying T-Rex's socks caused massive disruption in colonial Africa where chinese indians ate fruitcake. Then giant monkey lady began sniffing his foot because they knew the infection well. She started singing and jumping for clouds because she went potty. When suddenly a cow skipped school wearing yellow stickers and pink frilly french knickers. Unsuspectingly the french knickers encored and went towards the boat

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The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn. Meanwhile, vicious little alien bunnies strutted gaily over fluffy carrots whilst plotting world domination and eating spaghetti. Meanwhile he thought maybe dolphins can fly backwards. When all of a sudden elephants started to forget cookery lessons and eat stuff made of chicken feathers. Then, cycloptic aliens arrived they started to knit with spagetti, but then elephants thought yum and ate the twins! When Jebus noticed strange fingers in the little yarn spinner that occilated attractively with beautiful colours.So the elephant took pieces of the robot brains andtwisted them into shiney lumps and then he fell down a chimney then tried eating jellytots.When without the jelly the tots started mutating into brains and doing sumersaults with mutant toes while falling into the trap. After trying desperately to eat dirt covered frog toes,they quickly DISCOVERED an amazing bananaphone UNDER a large tractor which was skybluepink. After deciding which furry doorknob they wanted cheesy, they painted toasters because monkeys were flying above the tractor. Suddenly they decided purple-people-eaters would be perfect snacks. So they wiggled peanut butter into their noses, suddenly a banana sneezed and it landed on a tree. "Shoot!" Gumballs yelled and frightened the chicken feet and they started attacking hippos. A toaster appeared eating a sock while squishing cockroaches between acorns. The gumballs started to eat cats and eachother with sporks. The cats then played music for musical chairs but they fell when the chair tripped over the tile. However looking over the hippo for a short while made them dizzy. So they caught a hairy little finger snapping a board into pineapples. He squeezed them with the toes of a mermaid and ate roast potatoes. So then they quoted Shakespeare by doing the hairy gorilla dance. This supposedly was satisfying at midnight because a cow would squash Shakespeare's T-Rex. BillyBob ordered Jesus, McDudaliciously to order a case of penguins. Attack of the flying T-Rex's socks caused massive disruption in colonial Africa where chinese indians ate fruitcake. Then giant monkey lady began sniffing his foot because they knew the infection well. She started singing and jumping for clouds because she went potty. When suddenly a cow skipped school wearing yellow stickers and pink frilly french knickers. Unsuspectingly the french knickers encored and went towards the boat of




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Old 28-01-2008, 12:22 AM   #406
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The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn. Meanwhile, vicious little alien bunnies strutted gaily over fluffy carrots whilst plotting world domination and eating spaghetti. Meanwhile he thought maybe dolphins can fly backwards. When all of a sudden elephants started to forget cookery lessons and eat stuff made of chicken feathers. Then, cycloptic aliens arrived they started to knit with spagetti, but then elephants thought yum and ate the twins! When Jebus noticed strange fingers in the little yarn spinner that occilated attractively with beautiful colours.So the elephant took pieces of the robot brains andtwisted them into shiney lumps and then he fell down a chimney then tried eating jellytots.When without the jelly the tots started mutating into brains and doing sumersaults with mutant toes while falling into the trap. After trying desperately to eat dirt covered frog toes,they quickly DISCOVERED an amazing bananaphone UNDER a large tractor which was skybluepink. After deciding which furry doorknob they wanted cheesy, they painted toasters because monkeys were flying above the tractor. Suddenly they decided purple-people-eaters would be perfect snacks. So they wiggled peanut butter into their noses, suddenly a banana sneezed and it landed on a tree. "Shoot!" Gumballs yelled and frightened the chicken feet and they started attacking hippos. A toaster appeared eating a sock while squishing cockroaches between acorns. The gumballs started to eat cats and eachother with sporks. The cats then played music for musical chairs but they fell when the chair tripped over the tile. However looking over the hippo for a short while made them dizzy. So they caught a hairy little finger snapping a board into pineapples. He squeezed them with the toes of a mermaid and ate roast potatoes. So then they quoted Shakespeare by doing the hairy gorilla dance. This supposedly was satisfying at midnight because a cow would squash Shakespeare's T-Rex. BillyBob ordered Jesus, McDudaliciously to order a case of penguins. Attack of the flying T-Rex's socks caused massive disruption in colonial Africa where chinese indians ate fruitcake. Then giant monkey lady began sniffing his foot because they knew the infection well. She started singing and jumping for clouds because she went potty. When suddenly a cow skipped school wearing yellow stickers and pink frilly french knickers. Unsuspectingly the french knickers encored and went towards the boat of glory

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The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn. Meanwhile, vicious little alien bunnies strutted gaily over fluffy carrots whilst plotting world domination and eating spaghetti. Meanwhile he thought maybe dolphins can fly backwards. When all of a sudden elephants started to forget cookery lessons and eat stuff made of chicken feathers. Then, cycloptic aliens arrived they started to knit with spagetti, but then elephants thought yum and ate the twins! When Jebus noticed strange fingers in the little yarn spinner that occilated attractively with beautiful colours.So the elephant took pieces of the robot brains andtwisted them into shiney lumps and then he fell down a chimney then tried eating jellytots.When without the jelly the tots started mutating into brains and doing sumersaults with mutant toes while falling into the trap. After trying desperately to eat dirt covered frog toes,they quickly DISCOVERED an amazing bananaphone UNDER a large tractor which was skybluepink. After deciding which furry doorknob they wanted cheesy, they painted toasters because monkeys were flying above the tractor. Suddenly they decided purple-people-eaters would be perfect snacks. So they wiggled peanut butter into their noses, suddenly a banana sneezed and it landed on a tree. "Shoot!" Gumballs yelled and frightened the chicken feet and they started attacking hippos. A toaster appeared eating a sock while squishing cockroaches between acorns. The gumballs started to eat cats and eachother with sporks. The cats then played music for musical chairs but they fell when the chair tripped over the tile. However looking over the hippo for a short while made them dizzy. So they caught a hairy little finger snapping a board into pineapples. He squeezed them with the toes of a mermaid and ate roast potatoes. So then they quoted Shakespeare by doing the hairy gorilla dance. This supposedly was satisfying at midnight because a cow would squash Shakespeare's T-Rex. BillyBob ordered Jesus, McDudaliciously to order a case of penguins. Attack of the flying T-Rex's socks caused massive disruption in colonial Africa where chinese indians ate fruitcake. Then giant monkey lady began sniffing his foot because they knew the infection well. She started singing and jumping for clouds because she went potty. When suddenly a cow skipped school wearing yellow stickers and pink frilly french knickers. Unsuspectingly the french knickers encored and went towards the boat of glory sameness

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The twins found a huge crate. It was full of peculiar creatures with wrinkly old melons. Suddenly Jesus appeared everyone started to dance breakdance without any rhythm. Then they decided to try running backwards down a hill because they couldn't feel the floor. Alcohol was making them hyper so was candy. One decided that they would try to fly off towards the sea but they were too drunk and hyper. Curiously a wind blew knocking off their noses which meant they couldnt sneeze. Not surprisingly, their eyeballs nearly exploded splattering orange gunk onto evil zombie feet that smelt like popcorn. Meanwhile, vicious little alien bunnies strutted gaily over fluffy carrots whilst plotting world domination and eating spaghetti. Meanwhile he thought maybe dolphins can fly backwards. When all of a sudden elephants started to forget cookery lessons and eat stuff made of chicken feathers. Then, cycloptic aliens arrived they started to knit with spagetti, but then elephants thought yum and ate the twins! When Jebus noticed strange fingers in the little yarn spinner that occilated attractively with beautiful colours.So the elephant took pieces of the robot brains andtwisted them into shiney lumps and then he fell down a chimney then tried eating jellytots.When without the jelly the tots started mutating into brains and doing sumersaults with mutant toes while falling into the trap. After trying desperately to eat dirt covered frog toes,they quickly DISCOVERED an amazing bananaphone UNDER a large tractor which was skybluepink. After deciding which furry doorknob they wanted cheesy, they painted toasters because monkeys were flying above the tractor. Suddenly they decided purple-people-eaters would be perfect snacks. So they wiggled peanut butter into their noses, suddenly a banana sneezed and it landed on a tree. "Shoot!" Gumballs yelled and frightened the chicken feet and they started attacking hippos. A toaster appeared eating a sock while squishing cockroaches between acorns. The gumballs started to eat cats and eachother with sporks. The cats then played music for musical chairs but they fell when the chair tripped over the tile. However looking over the hippo for a short while made them dizzy. So they caught a hairy little finger snapping a board into pineapples. He squeezed them with the toes of a mermaid and ate roast potatoes. So then they quoted Shakespeare by doing the hairy gorilla dance. This supposedly was satisfying at midnight because a cow would squash Shakespeare's T-Rex. BillyBob ordered Jesus, McDudaliciously to order a case of penguins. Attack of the flying T-Rex's socks caused massive disruption in colonial Africa where chinese indians ate fruitcake. Then giant monkey lady began sniffing his foot because they knew the infection well. She started singing and jumping for clouds because she went potty. When suddenly a cow skipped school wearing yellow stickers and pink frilly french knickers. Unsuspectingly the french knickers encored and went towards the boat of glory sameness, when



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