go to a supermarket or superdrug/boots etc.. they sell a vibrating cockring made by durex, single use doo-dah, i think you can take em through self service till too, enjoy! mand x
Mand, South Wales, Full-time working, single mother to 2 scarily independent girls.
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ps i read a leaflet about bestiality in college... some kid was handing them out, and i was like..whaaaaa? always been curious about the mechanics of it all, but sickened by the thought of it...so sickened i can't satisfy my curiosity. mand x
Mand, South Wales, Full-time working, single mother to 2 scarily independent girls.
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they can be that big naturally... and yes sometimes it is uncomfortable... when pregnant or nearly 'that time of month' you cervix is more tender and sits slightly lower down, so bashes to it are a bit painful. positions are everything, other than that... a big one feels very comfy thanks :P
Mand, South Wales, Full-time working, single mother to 2 scarily independent girls.
I AM A PROUD PLUMERIA SISTER
I'm quite convinced that having a penis would feel strange because it's just there.
I think about weird things sometimes.
But when I was in AP Psych, we had a discussion about the penis envy theory. Basically, all depressed people are depressed because of penis envy. Women are depressed because they wish they had one. Men are depressed because they aren't satisfied with their size.
So basically all my problems were apparently caused by penis envy. Except I'm very glad that I don't have one.
*shrugs* Random tangent haha
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they can be that big naturally... and yes sometimes it is uncomfortable... when pregnant or nearly 'that time of month' you cervix is more tender and sits slightly lower down, so bashes to it are a bit painful. positions are everything, other than that... a big one feels very comfy thanks :P
Erm, thank you for the details Mand
*giggles*
I can't imagine the massively large toys can be as, well, comfortable though. I also think it depends on the woman's size as well...because I know there is no way a "porn star penis" would fare well with me. Just...ow...it hurts even thinking about it.
Oh I think some of the 3 pronged vibrators look like cactus's like on the front of the old el paso boxes.
I got a bloody fantastic vibrator in ann summers, but it was a wand type thing. I hate the big bunnies, they are just insanely large and scairy.
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you are built to accomodate a baby's shoulders coming out!
it will fit lol! also a 'snug' fit feels better for most women, one way to achieve it is to find a big man, the other is to religiouslt do pelvic floo exercises, but even they cannot make up for a winkle the size of a tictac :P
Mand, South Wales, Full-time working, single mother to 2 scarily independent girls.
I AM A PROUD PLUMERIA SISTER
But when I was in AP Psych, we had a discussion about the penis envy theory. Basically, all depressed people are depressed because of penis envy. Women are depressed because they wish they had one. Men are depressed because they aren't satisfied with their size.
Oh geeze they really need to stop teaching Freud in high school.
you are built to accomodate a baby's shoulders coming out!
it will fit lol! also a 'snug' fit feels better for most women, one way to achieve it is to find a big man, the other is to religiouslt do pelvic floo exercises, but even they cannot make up for a winkle the size of a tictac :P
Yes, it is and yes, you can :)
I'm rather...erm...petite all around so my average guy is just perfect. And while we are built for baby making and delivery, I prefer not to subject myself to it for a while still :p Ah, kegals are wonderful though. The boyfriend rather enjoys the outcome *giggles*
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Oh geeze they really need to stop teaching Freud in high school.
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Porn is scariest when you are on your dad's net and trying to log onto your college intranet, half type the name and as it comes up with a site by filling the rest of the box in you press enter, forgetting it isn't your computer.
The screen then gets filled with something that may be animal related but definately isn't what we get taught at uni and I'm glad of that. I'm scarred for life and now whenever I borrow my dad's laptop the first thing I do is delete his history. It wasn't the only site of that kind he'd been looking at either. It's one way to make your daughter, and one of her friends who has met him and got told the whole story of me finding it and the content feel rather sick and I've heard some pretty dodgy things in my time!
Kim, I can't imagine how sickening that must have been! I always get a bit paranoid when one of my parents borrows my laptop to "quickly check something", just in case the website they want starts with the same letters as one of the sites I've been looking at. I never let my housemates borrow my laptop either because chances are they'll deliberately look for those sites.
7th July 2007
Hope is the feeling you have, that the feeling you have isn't permanent. (Jean Kerr)
Yeah... it wasn't great and of course it meant frantic texts to one of my mates who was pee-ing herself with laughter and I don't think either me nor her (or the other people who have since heard) will ever forget or look at my dad in the same way. He makes perfectly innocent comments about animals now (which considering I'm a vet student so spend my life working/ learning about animals and a lot of my friends do, and we own 2 dogs ourselves and my flatmates have another 2 between them is quite a lot!) but because I've seen what he's looked at my brain can flick them round to other meanings of what he's said... not fun!
When people have said to me, because they think it's regular porn, that I should get out more and why I'm so bothered I'm always like well if it was normal porn I would be kkind of expecting it... that was slightly 'different' and I have seen slightly 'dodgy' sites with animals on on the net for various reasons (though not that kind of porn or anything) but nothing as disgusting as that even though I was nowhere near as naive as a lot of people are to that kind of 'activity' but yeh... my dad looking at those sites is just wrong (I personally don't agree with those sites at all for various reasons but don't want to go into it here as it isn't the right place!).
my dad had problems for a while with his antivirus and spyware scanner causing problems. it let a lot of adult sites and pop-ups through, and he swore he wasn't looking at porn etc, and then one day i was doing homework (not even on the internet) and clicked the IE button instead of the 'word' button on his taskbar, and within seconds i had so many sites pop up it killed the computer and i lost my work (hadn't done much fortunatley) so i believed him.
his prob was that only when the programs decided to work could he have IE open long enough to even start deleting stuff. he got rid of boh programs and got a better all singing all dancing thing, problem solved and now he never has 'bad' sites in his history.
mand x
Mand, South Wales, Full-time working, single mother to 2 scarily independent girls.
I AM A PROUD PLUMERIA SISTER
