What have you 'failed' at? - Page 2

Casper_Fading · 05-01-2009, 02:57 AM

lol, that's an interesting way of looking at things!

Pomegranate · 05-01-2009, 03:00 AM

I may have gotten drunk with friends and then vomited on my brand new laptop.... thus breaking it :(

Accidentally Abstract · 05-01-2009, 03:01 AM

^ Now that is a big fail.

Casper_Fading · 05-01-2009, 03:03 AM

*snickers* emma... the is a an EPIC fail :P

Pomegranate · 05-01-2009, 03:04 AM

Yeah....it sucked ,majorly! Had my laptop less than 6 weeks and then screwed the hard drive by being sick on it. Worse still.....? I got drunk on wine and a bottle of champagne. I found out the next morning that the champagne cost £45. So add that to the cost of a new hard drive and a new windows thingy and we are equalling about £200. :(

Pomegranate · 05-01-2009, 03:05 AM

This incident occurred two days go btw....it is a recent fail!

Shakespeare's Strumpet · 05-01-2009, 03:06 AM

I don't have one, but my friend was trying to warm up a wooden spoon in the microwave so that she could better cut through the ice cream, and the microwave disintegrated it. No, didn't set it ablaze. Disintegrated. Gone.

Oliviaface · 05-01-2009, 03:09 AM

Microwave + dog = funny. (apparently)

Pomegranate · 05-01-2009, 03:13 AM

is the dog still alive??

jellytot · 05-01-2009, 04:01 AM

well my brother alex has boiled milk in the kettle thinking thats how you make hot choc , bless him he's only ten he was so embarrassed , i had to scrub it all out :/
I've put a pizza in the oven with the polystyrine circle on the bottom and it was foul the smell wouldnt go away , and i didnt get my pizza :(

jellytot · 05-01-2009, 04:04 AM

oohh and also when i was at boarding school it was freezing so we thought if we switched on the hot tap on full blast it would heat the room .. :)
it didnt work lol

KittenEyes · 05-01-2009, 04:08 AM

I once set a pan with nothing in it but olive oil on fire.

I really don't know how it happened! O.o

Oliviaface · 05-01-2009, 04:28 AM

Er no.
Microwaves made the blood like boil.
Dog exploded.
Someone did it and tried to sue the microwave company.

Liar. · 05-01-2009, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heidi Tiger

I fail at life

Me too Heidi. Me too.

Sigma · 05-01-2009, 07:58 AM

I fail at cooking, I treated myself to some good saucepans - thinking this would make me a good cook - and then set fire to 3 of them within the first month by starting something cooking and then forgetting about it... I had to scrub them all with steel wool but you can still see littel black flecks

I fail at remembering to switch off my car headlights when I go to the movies - 4 times this year - the first time I put the jump leads on the wrong way round and burnt out a fuse and had to be towed home by a kind friend

The Stolen One · 05-01-2009, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heidi Tiger

I fail at life

the exact words i was going to say ><

05-01-2009, 08:25 AM

I FAIL AT BEING NORMAL (Y).

Godamn snow!
Made me excited!

sat_in_the_shadows · 05-01-2009, 08:29 AM

I fail at everything except sleeping.

05-01-2009, 08:32 AM

^ That's like the one thing I do fail at xD
(Besideseverythingelse)

craola · 05-01-2009, 11:34 AM

The thing I fail at most I think is opening the kettle.
I have to ask for help every time which is so ridiculous!

Here is my very life like kettle and there are three things you can press, I only ever press the one on top and sometimes the one that sets it to boil. I just cannot open the stupid thing.

As you can see its practically nuclear physics with a dash of atom splitting.