Course, farting on people is the best, especially when it rattles round their nether regions.
;D
That wasn't a partner though, so it's different.
Referring to the first time we met and you snuggled up in your knickers to spoon me, shoved your buttocks into my crotch and let rip causing my winky to vibrate and then proceeded to roll around the floor in fits of laughter........hmmmm.
^^^^Thats what the Public school system teaches you!
LMAO, she loves me.
But that reminds me of another story which I think the original poster should relate.
:D
Are you referring to the story i told you about an ex of mine?
Well, id been seein this girl for quite a while and farting had become part of everyday activity between the two of us by now, but there was this one night.........
I was on my side with my back facing her and she rolled over to spoon me. I could feel a rumble in my tummy and i knew i was going to squeeze cheese so i let it out. Im not quite sure to this day how it happened but some how by spooning me she had managed to create a perfect air tight seal between the two of us. In doing so it appears that a perfect channel that went from my bottom to between her boobies had been created and this was the only possible place for the wind to travel. Unfortunately for her when i farted the wind travelled right up between her boobs at the exact moment she yawned and this resulted in her swallowing my entire fart >.<......Needless to say i was hit several times quite brutally, screamed a an she didnt speak to me for 3 days! (how was i to know)
There was another time also when i was at uni and i had just discovered the delights of lighting my farts! Oh joy of joys!
Anyways i was fooling around in the bedroom and i called my partner in to watch my amazing inferno bottom trick! For added effect i decided to try the trick stark naked! (NOT WISE!)
She tood there with a less than impressed look on her face as i excitedly told her to "watch this" and i then pulled up my legs over my head, held the lighter to my bottom and farted. OMFG!!!
All i heard was this roar like that of the afterburners from a jet plane followed by the most terrible burning sensation, followed by the unmistakable aroma of burning hair.
From my partners point of view what she saw was me light the lighter, fart and this jet of fire shoot out about a foot from my bum an then it formed a backdraft and sucked itself back up my bum >.<
She was almost chocking in tears with laugher while i rolled around the bed screaming and patting my ass to make sure there was no more fire!
Dont try that at home kids!
*runs off from TMI attack*
