Id spend 14 hours getting ready to go out. Jump into the passenger seat of the car and then when we start to drive away i will take out my mirror and start to apply my eye makeup, and then moan that my partner is driving too erritically for my to apply it properly.
WHY DO YOU GIRLS DO THAT?????
ermm if im not mistaken it was you who complained when applying mascara in my car while i was driving!!!
And the first thing i would do as a male, write my name on the wall in pee. Genius
I can't imagine what would happen to my clothing if I tried to pee standing up. Wait never mind, I could. I just spend a lot of time exploring the back of beyond looking for ghost towns it would be convenient.
Excuse me, what is this about sexist driving? There are about four catagories of bad drivers around here. The absolute worst is what we call "testosterone poisoning" guys between 16 and 25. The ones who think the posted speed limits are in light years?
My husband is my best friend.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
Lmao! I am well practiced at peeing standing up (well squatting) but if I were one of those smelly boys for a day, I’d but some of those PJ’s with the holes in the front & wear them all day so I could pee wherever I pleased with out even having to take my pants down!
I would also go to a strip club & get a lap dance.
Oh Oh Oh. Another thing i would do is contract Flu. THEN i could PROVE that women DO NOT get it as badly as men!
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We do get flu as badly as men. We're just used to having to do things no matter what that we work through being sick.
My husband is my best friend.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
On the point of bad driving my boyfriend and i have a points system when we are in the car together, i gain points when men drive badly etc and he was so far behind he tried to claim elderly men in his catergory to make up the points
Also i squatted once (drunk and thrown out of a party) never again, men have it so easy, you can go where and when you want
I don't have a choice about squatting out in the back of beyond. But I have to make sure I'm watering sand or dirt, not rock or gravel. That splatters then i go around the rest of the day with my shoes and socks and pants hems icky. There really is a technique to this. I've learned it the hard way over the years.
If there isn't enough cover, plants and rocks, to hide behind I've learned to do it out in the open where I can hear or see another car coming!
Dare I say anything about the potential for sunburn?
My husband is my best friend.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
I might:
get a blow job,
have sex with another bloke
have sex with a woman too
sniff and have 3 weeks off and say I have flu (yes boys, you know that's what happens!)
I don't need to do anything about driving, coz now, as a blonde woman, blokes get out the way when they see me and my truck in their rear views - those of them that look their rear views anyway!
'moonburn' -- snort!
Lozx
You don't have to be a monkey to recognize a banana!
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