*ophew* i got off easy lol...
lets see....
*thinks*
chelsea 
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heehee..
on top or bottom? or side by side? I have no idea what you mean by this question Ms. Romperfry...
rough or gentle? [guess it depends on mood..but which is most frequent]? I'd say about 50:50. Both can be as nice.
broken any bones? Nope. Touch wood.
bro/sis? This is where it gets complicated... I have one "real" sister, who's 16. I have a "real" brother who's 34/5ish. I have a half brother [dad's side] who's pushing 50, and an adopted half brother [dad's side] who's 40. Also, my 3 older brothers all have 3 kids, and my oldest neice is like, 28 I think.
fav food? Domino's thin crust pizza, with onions, green peppers, sweetcorn, pineapple and chicken on top. In fact, I'm eating it right now.
dream job? Ideally I'd love to be working for a drugs company or something, and find a cure for AIDS or cancer. Or, a teacher. Or an Oceanographer. Something to do with Chemistry, anyway.
*do you ever wear your socks more than once without washing them? I'm a uni student, of course I do. AFTER doing the sniff test
*chocolate or vanilla? If we're talking about ice cream, then vanilla. If we're talking about cake, then chocolate. If we're talking about general flavourings, then vanilla, but if we're talking about eating vanilla pods v a bar of dairy milk, then chocolate.
*Are they... (Referring to the money saving things you clip)
coo-pons
cue-pons This one
*when you think noone is looking do you pick your nose? I have the left side of my nose pierced, and when it gets itchy I kinda move it around a bit, which looks like I'm picking my nose.
*When you can't sleep at night, do you look at the clock and say, "If I fall
asleep by (insert time) I can get (x #'s) of hours of sleep? All the time.
Do you ever dream about me? (I know. You don't even know me but **** it. Somebody LOVE me *sobs*) Only when practising self love, m'darlin'.
Make Chelsea AND Romp answer more questions.
What color is your hair today? Mostly black, but with bright red/pink [where the red's faded] bits in it. I will upload a photo, especially for you.
Hair now:
Hair before it was cut:
/shameless posing.
Do you wear socks to bed? Are we talking about sleeping, bed, or naughty bed? NEVER in naughty bed. NEVER EVER. Sleeping bed, only if it's cold.
What is your favorite animal? My 3 doggies :)
What is your favorite dessert? Hot chocolate cake with custard and when it's all gooey and yummy inside :)
Spanks night nurse for missing some of her questions!!! RAWR.
Chocolate or whipped cream? Chocolate, cos I don't like cream.
cigarettes or alochol/ or both or neither? (guess what music ive got on at the mo) BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. =]
phone sex or cyber sex? Cyber, if you have webcams. Phone, if you don't. Real is obviously preferable to both.
fruit or veg? Veg. With fruit afterwards?
sugar or spice? Sugarrrrr. 4 in a tea for me please.
comedy or drama? Honestly, it depends on the mood I'm in.
'Enders or Corrie? Neither. HOLLYOAKS.
music or tv? Erm, both. I ALWAYS have music on, except for when I'm watching TV, so...
Messy or neat? I am an extremely messy person. For confirmation of this fact, ask Charlie [squirrelspit].
Favourite pizza topping? See above.
Coffee or tea? TEAAAAAAAAA. Omg you have no idea how much I love tea. Tea tea tea tea tea. Speaking of which, I actually haven't had a cup today. But then I did get up at like, 2. Normally, I drink at least 4 cups a day. Nearer to 8 when I have gaps between lectures to fill.
What were you doing 3 hours ago? Looking at this thread and thinking "ohmygod".
if you could be a piece of fruit, which would you be and why? a cucumber, or banana, because I've always wondered what being a penis feels like.
if you were a stripper what would your stage name be? Queeny McCrabbit? Haha. I have no idea. Isn't it like, your mum's maiden name and the name of your first pet or something? In which case, I'd be "Tubby Showers". Not exactly the best of stripper names, I think.
Two spankings? OoEr. I should miss out questions more often :P *spanks ween*
Back to Chels - who also has to answer the above as they were to both :P
What did you dream about last night? I didn't. Or, at least I don't remember it if I did.
Which was the last country you visited & what did you think of it? Tenerife. To be honest, it wasn't that great, because it was a big booze holiday and I kinda get sick of that after a while. I mean, I can get pissed in England. Why spend all that money to do it somewhere else? I want culture, mannnnnnnnn.
Cuddles or sex? That's a well hard question. I'd have to go with sex, because really good intimate sex is like a massive cuddle.
Dull sex with somebody incredible, or incredible sex with somebody dull? I wouldn't know, because I've only ever had incredible sex with somebody incredible. I'd have to go for dull sex with someone incredible though, because I wouldn't want to sleep with a dull person in the first place.
Favourite toys as a child? PINKY AND TRUNKY. They're two teddies, one's a bear that [used to be] pink, and the other's an elephant. They went everywhere with me for ages.
Do you think your favourite childhood toys in any way reflect the way you are now? Yeah, cos I fantasise about sex with pink elephants a lot now...
I suppose if your childhood toy was like an axe or something, you could end up a bit twisted
Cold bedroom with loads of covers, or warm bedroom with light bedding? First one, as long as it's warm when I'm not in bed
Did you ever suck your thumb? Do you still?
What do you want to be when you are older? What led you to that ambition? I used to want to be an astronaught, because I was facinated when I learnt about space and stuff in like, year two. I've kinda carried that ambition on a bit, except it's switched to the oceans, because it's stupid how much we don't know about them. But yeah, see above for full answer.
Head girl material, class waster or something in between? Something in between. I was always a good kid at school, got good grades and ****, but had a life too.
If you could be ANYWHERE right now, where would it be? In bed, watching a DVD, sharing a tub of ice-cream with someone rather special.
Ask yourself one question in your head and then answer it in such a way that we can tell what the question probably was... muwhwhahha.
My phone, because it's how I keep in touch with so many people.
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what's your biggest secret? If I told you that, I'd have to kill you...
Wheres the weirdest place you have ever slept? In a chair, I suppose. Not that weird really. My friend was down to visit me and he was really ill, so I let him sleep in the bed.
Muwahahahahaha! You're a cow. You know that, right?
What was the lecture in? "The Living Earth". More specifically, today it was on the early devonian/late silurian and how life evolved onto land. It was really interesting :)
Were you late? Yup.
How late? About a minute. We stopped on the way down to get fruit pastilles and mini eggs
Were there any hot boys in attendance? The only bloke I could see was my friend's boyfriend [who decided to come, even though he doesn't even go to our uni]. So, no.
Did you find their hotness distracting? No, 'cos there wern't any.
On a scale of one to ten, how distracting can a hot boy be? Eleventy thousand and 2.4
Did your professor have a beard? YES. HOW DID YOU KNOW? DID YOU COME TO THE LECTURE TOO?
What is your opinion on beards? Old men use them to save food in for when they get hungry.
Would you like to grow a beard of your own? Yes, because I often don't have any food when I'm hungry.
If you had to have a beard, what kind would it be? A MASSIVE curly one down to the floor.
Are you beginning to regret going to that lecture? A bit, yes. >.>
Did you learn a lot? I did actually :)
Could you have learned those things without going to the lecture? Probably not.
What did you learn at it? How life evolved onto land, that there used to be massive arthropods that were like giant scorpions that grew up to TWO METRES in length, and that some fish things had heads like the KKK hoods.
What else did you learn today? That sleeping in 'til 2 is fun.
Are you wondering when Irene is going to get bored? Kinda.
Does Irene ever get bored? No, she likes being mean to me too much.
Will you cry if Irene gets bored? Haha, no.
Are you quite sure? YES.
Positive? YES.
What is your favourite colour? Blue. Or red. Or green. YAY GREEN. THAT ONE.
Did you have breakfast this morning? Does Pizza count?
What did you eat today? Pizza.
Cream pie or cheese mac pie? Eew to both.
Do you think that other people will be as annoying as me today? NO BECAUSE I GOT THERE BEFORE THEY COULD.
Ok, that is unlikely - how about half as annoying? See above, you annoying jelly bean.
Are you a lucky person? Aye.
Would you feel differently about that if I told you that there were a LOT more questions but that I accidentally deleted them? No, becuase I'm already lucky :)
Are you glad that the end is nigh? YES.
Quite sure about that? YES.
Would it make you happy if I asked more questions? Haha, nooooooo.
Not even a teensy bit happy? NO! NO.
Do you wish you had said nothing about an excuse to ask more questions now? Yup.
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Not even a bunch of kisses from YOU can give me back the last half hour of my life.
