I'm too nice to do anything that my cats wouldn't like because they wouldn't understand why I was doing it and they might end up hating me!
Lol they understand why youre doing it, cats are a lot more clever then they ut across. They know when theyre doing someting wrong but they wont hate you....especially as youre primary food despenser!
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you.
But there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
I aint no abacus but you can count on me.
Right now one of my cats is continuing to have no respect for my laptop and is running back and forth over it trying to get me to feed him. He WILL wait all of 8 minutes until 8 o'clock!
I put it down on paper and then the ghost does not ache so much.
Don't try to calm the storm, calm yourself, the storm will pass.
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen
Is a chocolate muffin loving glitter ball
I have a surprisingly obedient cat, for a cat. He knows the things he's not allowed to do (going upstairs, sitting on the couch/armchairs (he conquered the back & armrests), and walking on kitchen tables) and does them very rarely, only when he can't be seen doing them.
My cat doesn't think she's the center of the universe because we don't treat her like that. We move her off places she shouldn't be, we shout at her when she's done something wrong and we chuck her outside when she gets really annoying.
She does think she owns the sofa though. But we soon rectify that. Though, she is probably on my bed at this moment in time, but when I go to bed soon she wont be!
We have 3 cats and they all think that certain places belong to them.
The only form of training that any of them have is our fat bast*rd Boris.
He knows that at night time when We open up the door to the garage that its bed time and that he has to go in there.
If he doesn't he comes and stomps all over you at 4am because he's hungry and eaten all the cat food.
From Nymph to Dragonfly, I know my place.
Call me Bee. =) Like it or Lump it.
‘Cause the passion and pain are gonna keep you alive someday
i like cats used to have one, now got a dog, the cat did not like me.
“Never lose faith in yourself,
and never lose hope;
remember, even when this world throws its worst and then turns its back,
there is still always hope.”
My cat is totally people centric, and rather obedient.
He understands "no" and "down". All I can say is be firm & consistent.
I'm his primary person, so what I say goes!
So your scars fade away/You soaked up the pain/A better person 'cause you lived through those days/And now you know what it's like to prove/You can overcome anything that gets to you/Well it's alright/We're sayin' our goodbyes/To the past and everything that ain't right/We won't waste another day/With all these silly things in our way-Crossfade
Light a candle for the sinners...Set the world on fire...
Cats are not evil, they are lovely little fluffy things with sharp claws.
“The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”
“If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.”