Haha, I don't think many honest men could say this hadn't happened to them.
First time I slept with my Husband (We pretend the 2nd time was the first, just to hint at HOW quick it was), almost as soon as he was there he was gone! I've never known a man so embarrassed in my life. He was mortified.
Even now I can't help but giggle!
In his own eye though, is a new one on me.
Having a taste of his own medicine, makes a change ;)
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I've did this...well...except the eye part. My first and third time having sex, both took about 30-40 seconds tops.
Since then, I can't even come CLOSE to that type of speed, even if I'm TRYING to make it quick. At this point in my life if I can't devote at least and I do mean AT LEAST 30 minutes to it, I might as well not even start.
Someone I knew got man stuff in his eye but his mum was a nurse and was looking at it and he couldn't exactly say that he jizzed in his own eye so said he got the sugar off a fruit pastile in there, it made me lol for long amount of time. Never really had people finishing quickly, although I am sure my boyfriend could if he wanted he always stops himself and starts again but thats after about 5 mins
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I think u shouldbe a liottle more sensitive. i mean, how would you feel if you farted during sex? u would hope he would be a bit sensative and not go off to people saying "LOL! Wow... ever had a girl fart during sex. ROFL"
In the EYE? His OWN eye? How the hell did he manage that?
This! ^
To put things in context though, as a male in particular, sex is a fairly demanding buisness and if you are fairly nervous you are most likely to not perform very well. I remember my first time only lasted about 3-4 minutes and I was 14/15...
Now though I usually end up finishing last, but as a male there is a HUGE demand to 'perform' well. It's kind of a reverse of the male/female difference in worrying about looking attractive: Females worry about looking attractive where as men worry about getting the job done properly... If that makes sense?
In short, he was probably under a lot of pressure and you were so damn irresistable he lost control
The thing is, he wasn't nervous at all, he wasn't even embarrassed about it afterward, just kind of amazed. He told his cousin about it, and his buddies, it wasn't a traumatic thing for him. :P He's a doll
The thing is, he wasn't nervous at all, he wasn't even embarrassed about it afterward, just kind of amazed. He told his cousin about it, and his buddies, it wasn't a traumatic thing for him. He's a doll
More like a Guinness Book of Records event?
I like his take on it.
i usually finish it for us lol, matt can't hold on once i'm there... but i guess that's the way it's meant to be, when you have kids you have to take your opportunities.... fast!
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I was talking to my flatmates/ a male friend yest and said I'd read on a website (ie here) that a guy had managed to cum in his own eye and the guy just was like "well that's nothing special, I've done it" and I was sat there thinking too much info!
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