The "Special" Thread.

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where the hell is everyone! you can't all be in bed!!! normally you don't sleep till like 3 am >.< granted it's almost 3 am where you are but still....

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*mopes*

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WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beating

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Uh huh. Oh yeah. *does win dance*

<(^^)> (>^^)> <(^^)> <(^^<) <(^^)>

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okay everyone is going to totally kill me when they come online....

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But it's okay... it's all mikey's fault!

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Oh my.... i seriously.... have no life.

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

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Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

hehehehe

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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
- Groucho Marx
"His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it."
- F. H. Bradley
"The stupid person's idea of a clever person."
- Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley
"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon."
- Abbie Hoffman
"The only genius with an IQ of 60."
- Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol
"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"
- Anon.
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"
- Anon.
"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing"
- Anon.
"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own"
- Anon.
"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory"
- Anon.
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"
- Anon.
"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"
- Anon.
"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"
- Anon.
"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe"
- Anon.

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A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"

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A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.

Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.

About an hour later the two birds march back in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'

The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening.

She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.

She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was kept repeating, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

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oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. come on! I'm never going to catch up to derek!

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*wails*

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this is my cat right now. except for the 2 am bit....

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come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. spamming is fine. but not so much when i'm doing it alone! *weeps*

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i've been reduced to this. it's horrible!

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blame mikey. please... don't kill me >.>

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not my fault!