Lol Dawn. I want to know what the joke was now! :P
My parents and I are doing our Christmas dinner tomorrow! Tonight it was pizza again! I felt like such a rebel eating anything other than Christmas dinner on Christmas day :P
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
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Why did the onion cry?
Because he had cut himself.
Wannabe CPN : -)
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." - Homer Simpson "I hear those voices that will not be drowned" Sanity is a nasty disease. The world would be a happier place without it. - Rilic
RIP Kat 4th July 1987- 11th June 2013
Owh that is terrible! But amusing that you were the one to get it :P
Reminds me of that joke that was going round years ago that everyone got all twisted up over
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I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I thought it was vaguely amusing but I remember lots of people being super offended!
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
Ha ha gotta love awful jokes :P We actually forgot to put our crackers out yesterday at lunch but Mum and I are thinking of trying to arrange a meal around New years eve and having them then. Can't have a Christmas without crackers!!!!!
'Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.'
['There is only one thing we say to death. Not today'.']
'We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.’ – Oscar Wilde
‘It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back.’ Sydney Carter
Haha, how could you forget the crackers?! :P We're having ours today! I love them! One year we had really posh ones with actual nice gifts inside them, that was pretty cool.
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
And we managed to forget the crackers because we are all (in different ways) as dozy as each other :P I'm surprised we all ended up at the right location :P
'Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.'
['There is only one thing we say to death. Not today'.']
'We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.’ – Oscar Wilde
‘It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back.’ Sydney Carter
I always find jokes like that amusing! It takes a great deal to offend me tbh!
How could you forget crackers Katy?!?!?
Ours were crap this year even though they were from waitrose. Although the fortune telling fish was quite fun!
What are everyone's plans for today?
I'm really hoping my brother will decide to go home today so I can get a lift back! He might still decide to go tomorrow though. Got to wait for the rest of the family to get home to discuss it. My brothers don't know where they have gone and they've been gone for hours!!
I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, I'm fine!
I had a fortune telling fish in a parcel that came as part of a ryl raffle once.
I am going to my aunt's house later so don't worry about me not posting. Her grandchildren are going to be there so I am not looking forward to it because it will be noisy. Noisy situations stress me out and make the voices worse. I wish I could get out of it.
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"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." - Homer Simpson "I hear those voices that will not be drowned" Sanity is a nasty disease. The world would be a happier place without it. - Rilic
RIP Kat 4th July 1987- 11th June 2013
Beckie, the fish obviously knew that you are secretly in love with me :P
*Huge hugs for Katy*
Dawn can you just tell them you don't feel up to it? Otherwise I hope it goes okay!
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
Unfortunately I can't get out of it otherwise I would. But thanks anyway Hannah.
Wannabe CPN : -)
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." - Homer Simpson "I hear those voices that will not be drowned" Sanity is a nasty disease. The world would be a happier place without it. - Rilic
RIP Kat 4th July 1987- 11th June 2013
"I know you're sad, so I won't tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day.
Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don't give up on yourself just yet.
It'll get better. Until then, have a day."
Thanks everyone for their wishes. The grandchildren weren't very noisy until the crackers were pulled and a whoopee cushion came out. Cue lots of sitting on it for about an hour of which the children went to bed soon after. Then because the kids were trying to sleep it was normal conversation level. So it weren't too bad. I feel a little bit stressed than normal but nothing that I can't handle. I got a cute cat mug as a present though.
Wannabe CPN : -)
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." - Homer Simpson "I hear those voices that will not be drowned" Sanity is a nasty disease. The world would be a happier place without it. - Rilic
RIP Kat 4th July 1987- 11th June 2013
