Children. Outside my window. Who scream. And scream. And scream. As if they are being seriously injured. I often check to make sure this is not the case and it never has been. However, one day, if you are being hurt and scream, don't expect me to come running out, dick.
And small children, toddlers namely, who throw a massive tantrum if their mum says the word 'no'. And by massive tantrum, I mean throw themselves on the floor, roll around, scream, kick, bite, hit, everything. AND THEN. When the parents are like "Hah. Kids." And buy them whatever they've just said no to O_O
AND PARENTS WHO DON'T TAKE CARE OF THEIR CHILDREN, JUST SIT ON THEIR PHONE AS IF THEY HAVE NO CHILDREN.
And parents who smoke around their children. Especially when their children are babies and can't ask to move or physically move themselves. And pregnant women who smoke. O_O Or drink. Or eat stupid amounts of greasy, fatty food and not one bit of green.
And men who think it's acceptable to come up behind you in a club and start grinding up against you as if you're going to throw yourself at him and want to be with him and only him. If I turn round and tell you to piss off, it means piss off before I stab you in the face.
*Breathes*
I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
^ Also want to include parents who swear at their kids. Was shopping the other day and overheard this bloke say to his kid 'why the **** did you do that, you're so ****ing stupid.' I wanted to punch him!
And having lived in London for 6 weeks - cyclists!!!!! (sorry Jefferson), these angry, self-righteous cyclists who will plow into a crowd of pedestrians and then start screaming at them for getting in the way - I just want to drop them all into central Hanoi at rush-hour where, as a cyclist, you quickly learn that you're at the bottom of the traffic food chain and you do actually have the ability to swerve and should try using your peripheral vision occasionally.
Каждому, каждому в лучшее верится,
Катится, катится голубой вагон!
And having lived in London for 6 weeks - cyclists!!!!! (sorry Jefferson)
That's alright I hate self-righteous lycra clad cyclists with a passion; the way they go round with a holier-than-thou attitude. Whenever I see a cyclist go through a red light or the wrong way along a one way street or cycling on the pavement I want to smack them round the head with the highway code.
I hate market days in Bridport. Half the pavement is taken up by stalls and the other half is taken up by people who shuffle along really slowly then suddenly stop without warning causing me to almost walk into them. It's so tempting to actually walk into them then give them a chewed ear.
Why do some people have to take so long to pay for stuff at supermarket cheque outs. They spend what seems like an eternity rummaging through their handbags looking for their purse then spend ages deciding whether to pay by card or cash. When they finally decide to pay by card they then spend ages to decide which card to use, only to chose one that's about three days out of date thus meaning it gets rejected; they spend an age worrying about why it's been rejected before discovering it's because it's out of date then spends more time chosing a different card. All the time I'm standing there with a fiver in my hand, waiting to pay for my small number of items and wishing I had a nice big shovel with which to render the silly mare unconcious then dig a nice big hole to put her in.
cyclists that actually dont use the cycle paths...
A road by me a perfect cycle path and still get an annoying old man usually cycling along at zero miles and hour... Worst when your on a bus in a rush and cant actually get round it.
There was one it was football day and yes the path is split in two but you try getting over 1000 people one one narrow path not gonna happen so we told him to jog on when he started moaning at us :P
I've probably maned at this before but it's truth lol
Parents that decide to let their kids run wild in pubs and restuarants and put it down to awwww how sweet. No annoying, drives me mad, even worst when the parents join in.
We were told if you didnt sit down and behave you went outside or went home.
I was on a holiday camp where kids were jumping and shaking one of those machines that you put 50p in and they make music while your on it. I thought i'd have to come and do first aid to them. Where were the parents?
People that are confused as to why you are not in a relationship.
I would like to point out that, One does not need to be in a relationship to be happy. Oh, here I go, on the point of relationships, friends that leave you for a partner, what is up with that?
Uh oh - I must confess, I'm a bell ringer. We do try and talk to local estate agents and get them to tell people if they're moving near a church where the bells are rung regularly.
6am to midnight is beyond hardcore!
Каждому, каждому в лучшее верится,
Катится, катится голубой вагон!
Uh oh - I must confess, I'm a bell ringer. We do try and talk to local estate agents and get them to tell people if they're moving near a church where the bells are rung regularly.
6am to midnight is beyond hardcore!
Don't worry, you're not a bell ringer in the Edinburgh area. So you're not in my bad books :)
I hate self-righteous lycra clad cyclists with a passion; the way they go round with a holier-than-thou attitude. Whenever I see a cyclist go through a red light or the wrong way along a one way street or cycling on the pavement I want to smack them round the head with the highway code.
