last night this girl, who is on my housemates course and keeps coming out with us, was dancing with this boy she went home with last time, and the boy pulled me to dance with them, then this other boy tried to dance with me and i was like NOO reject and the girl was like WHY WHY and i just yelled I AM GAY and then she said I AM BI and I high fived her then she pulled my head to hers to make out and I was like help help our teef clacked and I pulled away and pretended to not realise it.
That would of been weird. She was very drunk.
I woke up with tomato sauce all over my face. And covered in stamps. YAY.
Oh no this other boy was talking to me in the queue, we know him too and he looks at my arms instead of at me. So I'm trying to hide them but it is kind of hard and then he says 'YOU HAVE MARKS ALL OVER YOUR ARMS' and I am like 'yeah I know'. He asks why and my friend jumps in and says 'because she wants to' and i say 'yeah, wanting'. Then she hits him.
I didnt tihnk they were that seeable in the dark help.
ORGY?
nah, see, I'#ve been to orgies. This ain't it.
Iam very verystoned.
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Originally Posted by Persephone Hazard
*gives stoned gay boob love*
...I don't even remember making those posts. That's never a good sign. I have been to orgies, though. Why I decided to announce that in here last night is however beyond me...
Have had quiet night with a couple of friends tonight. All terribly civilized. Will have one more gin and tonic and then bed, I think.
'One more gin and tonic before bed' turned into 'three gin and tonics and four hours in chat gossiping with Alice and Irene before falling into bed at 5am'. That wasn't in the plan!
