The Wish Game

[howlie,]

granted but you become one of hte undead zombies not alive but not really dead :)


i wish that i could be arsed with today

[JDenning]

Granted, but I don't kinow what it means, so you get hit by a flying anvil

I wish I could get a lot more fireworks for the fourth of july

[Buttons.]

Granted but you leave them somewhere outside and they get soaked.

I wish she was in my arms.

[Emilie Rose]

granted, but she's literally diffused into your skin.

i wish i could hear silence

[JDenning]

how do you hear silence in the first place, silence is the lack of all sound, but oh well, you go deaf and become a mute

I wish I was more likable

[Emilie Rose]

(true, but i have tinnitus, so the lack of all sound is currently very appealing!)

granted, but you become so likeable that everyone argues over you.

i wish i was a fairy

[JDenning]

Granted, but you can never have any kind of relationship ever again

I wish I could rewrite the fabric of existance

[Schleier von Dunst]

granted, but a giant tears happens in the fabric and a parallel universe is created...

I wish I could see her right here, right now

[Wonderful.]

Granted, But you are in a cardboard box with looky holes. :)

I wish I had chocolate.

[howlie,]

[i do]
Granted but tis that strange stuff with chillies in it that burns your mouth


i wish my feet went so painful

[BarrelO'Crazy]

granted but they fall off instead

I wish i wasn't fugly

[JDenning]

Granted, but your personality diminishes quickly so your like a doll within a few minutes

I wish for a shotty

[howlie,]

Granted but its poisoned




I wish that Mrs L wouldbe nice

[Zedebee]

Granted but she's so overly nice that she follows you everyhwere and annoys you

I wish somebody would bring me a couple of litres of vodka so I don't have to leave the house tomorrow...

[-Baobab]

Granted, but it's alcohol content is decreased by 50%
I wish I didn't hurt so much.

[JDenning]

Granted, you go completely numb, now you're a paraplegic

I wish that I had money to buy new contacts

[howlie,]

granted but htey burn your eyes out


i wish i felt better

[BarrelO'Crazy]

granted but then you never feel low again which means you don't appreciate what feeling good is like.

I wish i could suppress my hunger

[pretty_in_pain]

granted but you can never taste food again.

i wish i had someone to love

[JDenning]

Granted, but its me (ultimate knock down)

I wish for more free time while I'm home